Why Bear Is A God!

1. He knows all Bruce Lee movies by heart.
2. He was the stuntman in all of the Bruce Lee movies.
3. He can kill you a million different ways with his bare hands.
4. He is the only one who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
5. He killed Jimmy Hoffa.
6. He has some information that could get the President fired. He is working with him on a project to secretly get $10 billion wired into his bank account.
7. He caught the Una-bomber.
8. He was supposed to be Obi-Wan in Star Wars, but that English son of a bitch got the part.

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