If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Easter, would you mind if I spent a little time in between the holidays?
Know what would look good on you? Me.
You would look really good if you lost about 3 pounds. so why don't you take off your clothes and lets see how you look?
Got any Irish in you? No, want some?
You say to a girl,'would you like a dance' and when she says 'no', you turn around and say 'I think you misheard me, I said you look fat in that dress'.
Contributed by: Carty
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
This Valantines Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you... and I know some other positions too.
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
Are those real?
What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Hold up a screw in front of someone's face and ask "Wanna' screw?"
Contributed by: Schmiggles01
What's your sign? Mine's "Slippery when wet."
Was your father an astronaut? Because you're out of this world.
Just where do those legs end?
You must do your laundry in windex. I can see myself in your pants.
Contributed by: GreenEvil
