Once upon a time, there was a great man named Timmers, whose name was slandered by another man...((his neighbor, best friend, and partner in crime, who was at the time watching--with Tim--his wife in the bath with a new web cam...only to be sure it was working, of course!!)) Anyway, here are the...interesting curses that came of that exchange.
Foul fellow blackening the name of a simple man, a pox on him I say.
May the fleas of a thousand camels take residence in his armpits.
May the stones of a thousand hailstorms fall upon his head.
May the zits of a thousand teenagers burst upon his face.
Timmers kicked butt, and was alreadys ready to stick up for a gal.... Exhibit A:
orderoftim: Tell them that u have a bad assed Uncle in Africa with one real bad attitude who would love nothing better to kill them and eat them.
Who couldn't love it?? Of course, he was the perfect gentlemen, and had the crackwhip wit of days gone by...for example, check out this totally groovy introduction for my other best-est friend, Geekers:
...and introducing GEEK BOY fiery defender of GEEKDOM master wielder of the Iggy stick, implementer of the finest email filters, controller of the ether whose acid tongue cuts through the thickest of cables, he who decides on who should talk and who should walk.
Luv ya always, Uncle Timmers!! :)