Well, my pals may not be all famous and stuff like...like...that one guy, you know, on the TV I don't watch, lol?? But, that doesn't mean that when they say things they're not using just as fancy-schmancy words as the big guys. Well, most of the time, but...well, just take a gander. You'll see.
No need to fear death, according to my best pal...
There's no use romancing some gals, of course. No, not because they don't like romance, it's because a different kind of love is what they're looking for. Don't understand? You will.
Do you ever remember hearing that famous saying, you know, the one about the wise man shutting the f*** up?? Well, maybe it's not in those exact words...then again, neither is this:
Some people need warning labels and a full instruction manual, like this young man which I know only as "Freak."
Someone "harshing your buzz?" Let them know, true style!
What do you need for your get up n' go in the morning? Common responses range from coffee, to reading the newspaper, to...well...this.
The best closing statements are always said in the simplest ways... Well...okay, at least this one was said in simple terms!
Of course, other closing statements are only to be screamed across a room to a retreating back, as this phrase is...
My friends are also never in need of a good metaphor or similie. They had all that s*** down years ago! Try these out:
Then again, some people aren't so good at that whole metaphor thingy. These people find different ways to express their creativity, as thus:
Well, I really don't know what situation this could be successfully used in... I do know it works for some people, apparently... *cough* BILLY BOB *cough* Whew, just getting over a bit of a cold there... :p >>((If this statement sounds morbid and cruel to kittens, click onward to find out the joke behind it all))<<.
And who couldn't love one of my classmates' view on life? This guy's got it so together, he even has a rhyme scheme to his ways. Check it out.
Once again...some people just aren't known for their tender subtlety. Dare I say more?? Naw! Figure it out on your own, lol.