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Well, ya'll know me differently, so I don't really know how to begin. I'm either Peggy Sue, ADD or Timorous Dancer, Lil Kinky Taco Hell Gal or Bunners, dufa, Lezzy Dame, Duff...the list goes on and on. How can I fit that all on here? Eh. I dunno. I'll give it my best shot, though.
I live in a lil dinky town in Wisconsin, and not many people really know me...well, besides my buddies, Cletus, Bubba Ray, Jennikins, and my baby darling sugar honey, Billy Bob ((*muahs*)). Oh, yeah, and then there's the dedicated Christian goat f***er from Utah. But that's another story! ((Luv ya, Joe!)) Nah, there's more of ya, but I'm sure none of you will ever visit this site. So, you suck. Nyah, nyah!! :p jk
Of course, moving outta the "real world," I know a whole lot more of you. Since it'd take forever to go through the whole list, I'll only go through those of you who I don't have in my links, or those of which who won't TELL ME their website addy. Grr. Anyway, there's Mr. TenchiMcqueen ((and his beautiful couch :p)), Ranger Green Tree ((you ass!!)), Geekers, USS Anubis, Groovsters ((*hugs*)), Wolfers ((*hooooooowl*)), and Carson ((sexy biatch!)). Besides that, there's also the many of you who I've lost contact with, like my "Uncle Timmers," Mat Blak ((sexy mon!)), Pipers ((*huggles*!)), Alfers, N, and the rest of the brothel ((I love you guys, I miss you so much, *kissies*!!)), and finally, that crazy guy from Canadialand. Yah, eh?? :p
Anyway, I didn't bring this up simply to talk about you guys, even though it'd probably be a whole lot more interesting that way. I guess if you really wanted to get to know me and about my past, you should go read my autobiographical essay from class, but I'm warning you right now, although I really did try to make light of it, it does get pretty depressing. Oh! And if you read it and then decide to email me just to say, "omg, I feel so sorry for you!" I will smack your @$$ down. I mean it. And if I think you would like it too much, I'll have this big guy named Bubba Ray smack you down. And if you like THAT, I'll say, "No more @$$ smacking for YOU! HAH!" Don't make me not come over there, lol.
Oh, yeah. And, speaking of my past, I guess someone dug up a really crappy picture of me, too. Ugh!
So, what sorta stuff goes on in a normal Duffified day?? Not a whole lot, actually. Whatever seems good. Lately our rampages included staying in a tiny lil cabin we almost set on fire, some...interesting interior decorating for our apartment next year in Madison ((that's Cletus, Billy Bob and I)), and swiping a road cone we named Poindexter from the cop shop and running around screaming, "Feel my cone!!" at the top of our lungs. W00t! Thanx again, Jennikins, for being the getaway car! ;) lol. I'll try to get some of the pictures of those funky nights down here, too.
And what sorta a gal would I be if I didn't say something about my honey bunny, Brad, AkA Billy Bob?? That's right, gals, that gorgeous guy is taken, BACK THE F*** OFF! lol, jk. Well, not really, I'd rip out your spleen if you went after him, but, um...yeah! lol. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'd be outraged if I didn't include him--in fact, this whole page is only at his insistance, lol, so, here goes. He lives a coupla towns away, so I don't get to see him as often as I'd like, but then again, would I get anything done if I could?? lol. I'll start out by saying...you KNOW you're a redneck when your boyfriend is talking to you on the phone and goes, "Hold on, hon, I've gotta get this squirrel out the window...." DOUBLE redneckified if he has to shoot between a house and a barn full of horses to hit the lil bugger, lol!! So, yeah, you can tell he's into hunting...you know, JUST A BIT, lol, and is SO totally not some sort of "smurt edjamacated civilized folk" as he puts it, lol, but...I dun did tell ya whut, boy...I wouldn't have him any other way! I wuv you, dear!
Hehe, now, moving on to Billy Bob's most FAVORITEST restaurant, I'll tell you a little more about Taco Bell...my living hell, lol. I work there part-time, along with some other people like Cletus & Joe, Spunky, Chairro, Chad, Jake ((the b45t4rd! :p)), and Stencil. Oh yeah, and my favorite co-worker in the whooooooole world, SMILELY. I hate your guts, you cum guzzling anal drip. ...WHOOPS, did I say that out loud....? < / sarcasm > Anyway, I'm sure Deb and Jeanette hate me there by now, I dunno, they still gave me my paycheck, so I don't complain. Plus, they didn't bring up the missing sporks and left-handed spoodle. It's not really called a spoodle, but that's what the other spoons are called, and it's such a fun name, I have to use it. It is now my spaghetti scoop, lol. And, for those of you who don't know what a spork is ((I had to explain this to all of you guys in England, I started saving the description and copy and pasting it, lol)), it's something that's half spoon and half fork. It's very similar to a foon. :p Anyway, when you put lil googlely eyes and napkin capes on them, they look like little superheroes, and you get to feel like such an evil leering "bad guy" if you light them on fire. Ever burnt a spork? They scream. I s*** you not, lol.
ANYwho...moving on from my TB addictions, lol...I'm running outta things to say. I was born in July of 1985 ((that makes me seventeen, for those of you who are too lazy to figure it out like me, lol)), I'm a Cancer, I enjoy long walks at the beach ((sorries, Devon, HAD to steal it! :p )).... I was obsessed with Final Fantasy for the loooongest time, ((since I was ten until last year, actually)) but although I still recommend it to everyone, I'm pretty much over it by now. I listen to all types of music, although some favorites at this particular moment ((it changes daily, lol)) are Prodigy, Incubus, System of a Down, Flogging Molly, even... My favorite things to do when I'm not out having fun with my friends are to write, do crafty things, and draw. I'm going to MATC for Animation ((well, or at least I'm sitting on that f***ing waiting list, lol)), and I'm so happy that most of my best friends are going there as well, or at least will be in the same city.... Um...yeah.
Eh, yeah, I guess that's all there is really for me to say about myself right now. If you wanna know more, I'll ((usually)) tell you, and if I think of anything else, I'll just throw it on here, mix it in with the rest, make a nice casserole, lol. Anyway, have fun, ya'll, stay safe, and let me leave you with these words of wisdom...:
Never, and I mean don't you ever, look crosswise at a masochistic squirrel. They will seriously karmically mess up your mojo, man!
--Me
Not scared outta your mind? Still wanna contact me? Just hit me up under "timorous_dancer_of_the_fey" on Yahf*** or "timorous_dancer_of_the_fey@hotmail.com" at MSN ((My Sack o' Nuts)), "timorousdancer" on AIM ((Am I Masterbating)), or, if you've got a really long flamer to send me, at timorous_dancer_of_the_fey@hotmail.com. Heh, see a pattern with the names?? Anyway, see ya laters, masterbators!
