Welcome to the home of the Assclown Pirates
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The Assclown Pirates are dedicated to the takeover of Battlecity through pillaging, treasure hoarding, walking the plankery, shenaniganery, and sheer assholery.
Pirate's Log
July 26th, 2006
YEEEEEAAAAAAARGH!!!! New addition to the ship!
The pirates have added a new first mate, riseagainst. This scurvy kur will add his mad skills to the ship and enable us to plunder at an even greater rate. YEAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!
BennyGuapos out!
Pirate's Log
July 13th, 2006
YEEEEEAAAAAAARGH!!!! Dissent upon the Jungle Bunny's ship!
I, Captain BennyGuapos, have started a mutiny against the evil tyranny of head pirate Weebo because of his apparent loss of the pirate vision. He has failed to pillage a single village in nearly a fortnight... YEAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!
BennyGuapos out!
