(Please note, Score is out of a possible 100 pts.) If you got mostly 4's, I'd date you, no matter what your score. If you got mostly 3's I'll kiss ya. If you got mostly 2's, you are friend material. If you got mostly 1's you can hang out with me if you bring me gifts hehe. If you got mostly 0's, you suck goat balls!!! Now for more specific scoring, see below. If your score is:
Between 0 and 9----> You stand no chance, whatsoever, of being molested by Amber. Not only would she not like you, YOU would probably HATE her!!! There would be constant fighting and bitch-slapping. Now get as far away from her as possible!!! You are the exact opposite of the man that Amber's looking for.
Between 10 and 19----> You are more likely to get eaten alive by sharks, or ran over by a train...than be molested by Amber. She might shake your hand, but that's about it. You may be able to get along sometimes without fighting, but if you ever, by some sort of miracle, became so much as friends, it would result in years of counseling.
Between 20 and 29----> You might have a couple things in common with her, but not nearly enough to make you a candidate for any actual contact. If you were stranded on a deserted island with Amber and no other living being for 20 years, she may molest you, but she wouldn't like it.
Between 30 and 39----> You might be okay for a friend, because you're not a complete social reject. Maybe if you paid Amber, and allowed her to wear a blindfold and gloves, she might just lay her hands on you. I'm not promising much more than that, but it's really all you deserve, you big ol' creep.
Between 40 and 49----> If you got a makeover, shaped up a bit, and bathed once in a while, Amber just might molest you. Of course she could find someone better, and probably would eventually, but you'd be okay for a week or so. I see you as a good friend at the most.
Between 50 and 59----> You are not really what Amber is looking for. She may fondle your man-breasts once in a while, but I don't think you'd get past second base with her. Maybe with a couple years of practice, you could upgrade though. You and Amber may have fun together, and probably wouldn't disagree TOO often, but I don't see any real relationship coming of it.
Between 60 and 69----> Not bad. You are fairly compatible with Amber. She may very well be willing to molest you...a little bit. There aren't any real sparks, but she might let you give her a tongue bath. You don't really have much in common, but it could be a semi-entertaining fling.
Between 70 and 79----> Nifty! You are pretty darn molestable. You may not be a perfect match, but Amber might like to touch your privates from time to time....and let you touch hers hehe. There may be many long make-out sessions and some heavy petting...I don't hear wedding bells though.
Between 80 and 89----> Wow!! Amber will most likely be molesting you soon! You seem to be a pretty good match....and you're someone that Amber wouldn't mind spending many days and many nights with :) You two could be quite the happy pair. Perhaps you should get in touch with her, if you haven't already. I see at least a dating relationship. Sexually, you're a great match.
90 or more----> E-mail Amber immediately, because she wants to molest you so so badly!!! I see many happy years of perfected bliss ahead for you two. You are guaranteed complete molestation with every fiber of Amber's being (and then some)...Please prepare for some super major lovin'!!! You could have your way with Amber, anytime, and she would enjoy licking your every crevice and bulge. Time to start planning your first date...and it's inevitable that there will be many more to follow. :)
100!!!----> You are as perfect as perfect can be, and you have scored a 100% on the test. This is nearly impossible, and you must be Amber's dream man! Rarely does someone of your caliber come into the world, so you should be very proud of yourself. If you propose to Amber at the address below, she will most definately say "YES" because you have proven yourself more than worthy of Amber's molestation, and lots, lots more. :) Amber loves you!!! hehe