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How would you best describe your forearms?
Scrawny and Boyish
Big and Burly
Pale and Puny
Tan and Toned
Hairy as a Monkey's Ass
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| 2. |
What is your ethnic background?
European, Irish, German, English, Italian, etc.
Native American, Asian, or Hispanic/Latino
African American/Black
Mixed
Other/I have no damn idea!!!
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| 3. |
How many Björk related items do you own?
At least one
More than five
Ten or more
I think Björk sucks
Who or what in the hell is a Björk???
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| 4. |
Which one is most important to you?
Love
Happiness
Money
Fame
Health
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| 5. |
Which 'soundtrack' would you rather listen to?
Slipknot, Linkin Park, Kittie, Limp Bizkit, Mudvayne, and Disturbed
Metallica, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, KISS, Soundgarden, and AC/DC
Blood Duster, Moonspell, Neurosis, Brutal Truth, and Noothgrush
Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, and NSYNC
Mystikal, Puff Daddy, Nelly, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and DMX
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| 6. |
What color is your hair?
Blonde/Red
Medium or Light Brown
Dark Brown/Black
Some funky color
What hair? I'm bald/shave my head
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| 7. |
Which best describes your hairstyle?
Long all the way around
Long in the back, short in the front
Wild and Messy
Short and Spikey
I said I didn't have any hair dammit!!!
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| 8. |
What is your religion?
Judeo-Christian
Pagan/Shamanist/Wiccan/Polytheistic
Buddhist/Taoist/Hindu/Other Eastern Religion
Satanist/Demonic/Laveyan
What religion?
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| 9. |
What kind of movies do you like the best?
Romance--I love the mushy stuff *sniff*
Comedy--anything that will make me piss my pants laughing!
Horror--the more blood and guts spilled, the better!
Action--I like explosions and car chases man!
Foreign/Independant Films--I like subtitles, Kung-Fu, and artsy stuff.
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| 10. |
What is your sign?
Gemini/Aquarius/Libra
Pisces/Cancer/Scorpio
Aries/Sagittarius/Leo
Taurus/Virgo/Capricorn
I don't know/don't care
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| 11. |
You like girls with....
Small breasts....A cups, B at the biggest
Average/proportionate breasts
Larger than average breasts--at least a C or D cup
Huge ass titties!!!!
It doesn't really matter to me
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| 12. |
You consider yourself a...
Breast Man
Leg Man
Ass Man
Face Man
None of the above
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| 13. |
What kinda clothes do you wear?
Big baggy clothes
Preppy....sweater vests and cargo pants
Jeans and T-shirts
I dress like I'm homeless...stuff from thrift shops, Goodwill, etc.
Anything off my floor that doesn't smell too bad
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| 14. |
How tall are you?
Under 5'10"
Between 5'10" and 6'0"
Between 6'0" and 6'3"
Over 6'3"
People call me a midget, but I prefer dwarf
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| 15. |
How tall is your ideal chica?
Under 5'2"
Between 5'2" and 5'5"
Between 5'6" and 5'9"
Over 5'9"
It doesn't really matter
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| 16. |
What is closest to your body style?
Skinny as a rail
Thin with small muscles
Rippling muscles
A little on the chunky side
Supreme fat-ass
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| 17. |
What body style do you prefer on chicks?
Skinny Minny
Average Weight
Athletic/Toned
Big n' Cuddly
Doesn't really matter
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| 18. |
Would you be willing to relocate to a boring town in Southern Wisconsin for love? hehe
Yes...yes of course, my dear!
Possibly, if we really hit it off
No, but I'd be willing to visit occasionally
No, but you should move here instead
Helllll noooo!!! I'm not nuts!!!
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| 19. |
Are you racist or homophobic?
Nope, I see everyone as an equal.
I don't like 'queers', but I'm not racist
I dig lesbians, but I can't stand people of other races
I hate people outside of my race, and I really hate 'fags'.
I hate everyone equally.
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| 20. |
What is your view on sports?
I love sports. I watch them on TV and participate in them sometimes
I may watch a game or match from time to time
I follow one particular sport, but other than that, I don't really care
I think sports are pretty stupid, but I might go bowling someday
I have never left the couch
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| 21. |
What would you rather recieve from a girl?
A blow job/oral sex
A full body massage with oils and lotions
A nice home-cooked meal
A hug and a kiss
An expensive gift
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| 22. |
What would you rather give to a girl?
Oral Sex
A full body massage with oils and lotions
A nice home-cooked meal
A hug and a kiss
An expensive gift
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| 23. |
Pick the words to best describe yourself...
Spontaneous and Exciting
Passionate and Dedicated
Romantic and Thoughtful
Funny and Witty
Charming and Sweet
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| 24. |
Of these choices, which is most true of you?
I have a habit of putting things off until the last minute/procrastiniating
I tend to be a little selfish, and am always doing what's in my best interest
I have a 'cold' personality and don't often show my emotions
I have a problem staying faithful to just one person
I'm very shy and find it hard to talk to people until I get to know them well
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| 25. |
How honest are you?
Completely honest....even brutally so.
Honest unless I believe I will hurt someones feelings if I tell the truth.
Sometimes honest....if it's in my best interest.
I'm a compulsive liar.
I lied on every question in this quiz.
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