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Imperial Rhapsody by: Queen
(sung to: Bohemian Rhapsody)



LANDO:

This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.

LEIA:

Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.

LUKE:

I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.

HAN:

Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

PIETT:

Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA:

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.

LUKE:

Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.

PIETT:

Vader, ooooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.

REBELS:

He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mendacity!

HAN:

Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.

JABBA:

Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)

HAN:

Let me go!

JABBA:

Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)

HAN:

Let me go!

JABBA:

Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)

HAN:

LET ME GO!

JABBA:

WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

HAN:

LET ME GO!

JABBA:

WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

HAN:

LET ME GO!

JABBA:

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO:

Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.

LEIA:

C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start head banging)

LUKE:

So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

OBIWAN:

May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN:

Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter,
to meeeeeeee.


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