Q What's the difference between Hanson and a slug?
A The slug has a greater IQ!
Q What's the difference between Hanson and a skunk?
A There's skid marks before the skunk.
Q Why don't people throw rotten tomatoes at Hanson during their concerts?
A It's a waste of a tomato.
Q Why did "MMMBop" get so popular?
A Hanson's audience couldn't remember any more complex lyrics.
Q How can you tell the Hanson sisters apart?
A Why would you want to even get to know them that well?
Q Where's the official Hanson home page?
A www.I'm-an-idiot.I'm-stupid-enough/To-luv-the/Hanson-sisters.net
Q Why did Hanson cross the road?
A I don't know, I wish they would have got run over by a truck while crossing!
Q Why was Isaac so excited when he finished a jigsaw puzzle after six months?
A The box said 2-4 years.
Q What do you call a Hanson with two brain cells?
A Pregnant.
Q What do you get when you add up all the Hanson sister's IQ together?
A Zac's shoe size (the baby).
Q What do you call a Hanson sister behind a steering wheel?
A An airbag.
Q Why are the Hanson sister's jokes so short?
A So Hanson can understand them.
Q Why do the Hanson's think diarrhea is hereditary?
A They found it in their jeans.
Q Why do the Hanson's have a hard time drinking orange juice?
A The box says 'concentrate' on it.
Q Why do all the Hanson's have TGIF written on their shoes?
A Toes go in first.
Q How do you make a Hanson sister laugh on Friday?
A Tell them a joke on Tuesday.
Q What do you call a fly buzzing around a Hanson sister's head?
A A space invader.
Q What do you call a Hanson with half a brain?
A Gifted.
Q What's the difference between an intelligent Hanson and a UFO?
A Don't know, haven't seen either one.
Q What do you do when a Hanson throws a grenade at you?
A Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q Why did Zac, Taylor, and Isaac climb on the roof of the pub?
A They heard drinks were on the house.
Q Why does Hanson act so stupid?
A Because they're blondes.
Q What is the difference between Taylor Hanson and a trampoline?
A You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!!!
Q Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Hanson?
A It saves time.
Q Why is listening to Hanson like a bomb?
A By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Q Why doesn't Hanson play hide and seek?
A Because nobody will bother looking for them.
Q Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a mini with three Hansons in it?
A You could fit at least two more inside.
Q How does a Hanson brain cell die?
A Alone.
Q What do you call the Hanson family in a hot tub?
A Vegetable soup.
Q Did you hear about the Hanson who could sing?
A Neither did I.
Q What is 120 feet long and has no pubic hair?
A The front row of a Hanson concert!
Q If Zac was out in the middle of a corn field, rowing a boat, what would the other 2 Hanson's do?
A Try to swim out there and tell Zac that the Coast Guard is going to come and get him!
Q Why can't Hanson have after-concert parties?
A They have to be in bed by 9:00PM.
Q How did the Hanson's dad die?
A He walked in the garage door in the middle of there rehearsal!
Q Why don't the Hanson's parents ever come to their concert?
A Because they had a near-death experience the first time they went!
Q Why doesn't Hanson take their shirts off at the beach?
A Because they don't want to see everybody puke!
Q Why does Hanson suck?
A Because I said so.
Q What is the difference between a Hanson and a bucket of crap?
A The bucket.
Q What has blonde hair, six legs, and wanted by Michael Jackson?
A Hanson.
Q Why shouldn't you hire a Hanson to be a waitress?
A she'll have a Tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with the pencil.
Q What's the difference between Hanson and 3 gays in a bed?
A Nothing.
Q Want to hear 3 dirty jokes?
A Hanson.
Q Did you hear about the Hanson that tried to blow up his parent's car?
A His lips got burnt on the tailpipe.
Q What do you say if you see Hanson?
A You suck.
Q If you were in a room with a gun and two bullets and Charles Manson, some other killer and one of the Hansons who would you shoot?
A Hanson twice.
Q Want to hear three gay jokes?
A The Hanson sisters.
Q Why does the first joke suck?
A Because Hanson sucks.
Q What is Hansons' favorite saying?
A GIRL POWER.
Q Want to hear 3 blond jokes?
A Hanson, Hanson, and Hanson!
Q What is the difference between Hanson and dog crap?
A Absolutely nothing!
Q Why did Taylor Hanson write the song, "Where's the Love?"
A Because Zac and Isaac had each other.
Q Do you know what Taylor's response is if you tell him(her) to stuff?
A I do.
Q What did Hanson say to the toilet?
A MMMPlop.
Q What do you call a Hanson if he dyed his hair brunette?
A Artificial intelligence!
Q How do you save a drowning Hanson?
A Why would you want to?
Q What does Hanson remember most?
A "I don't know."
Q What's the difference between a crying baby, a whining 3 year old, and Hanson?
A Hanson's more annoying then the baby but you can't tell the difference between them and the 3 year old.
Q If you were locked in a room with all three Hansons and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot?
A Yourself twice.
Q What did Hanson say when they met the Spice Girls?
A "Oh my gosh, where did you get that dress? I want one."
Q Why is Hanson so cool?
A They're not.
Q What do you call a Hanson brother with no hair?
A The bald son.
Q What do the Hanson sister's parents tell them when they play in the street?
A "Now girls, you know the highway is much safer so go die... I mean, go play there."
Q What were all of the Hanson brothers doing in the bathroom?
A They were MMMBoping each other!
Q Why does Hanson sing like girls?
A They are girls.
Q Why doesn't Hanson skateboard?
A They tried to drive the trucks.
Q How do you kill a Hanson?
A Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of their pool.
Q Why do Taylor and Isaac prefer Route 69?
A Because Zac prefers the backdoor.
Q Why can't Hanson ever make Jell-O?
A Because they can't fit all that water in the box.
Q Why did the 17 blonde Hanson fans go to the movie?
A Because the sign said Under 17 not admitted.
Q What do you do if Taylor throws a pin at you?
A Run!!!! He probably has a grenade in his mouth.
Q How did Zac break his arm raking leaves?
A He fell out of the tree.
Q What is the first thing Hanson does in the morning?
A Introduce themselves and go home.
Q Why did Isaac put lipstick on HER forehead?
A SHE wanted to make-up her mind.
Q What did Hanson do when they saw a sign on a highway saying: "Airport Left?"
A They turn around and went home.
Q What did Isaac put on his job application form for the Baby Depot under Sign here?
A His zodiac sign.
Q How did the doctor make Zac's eyes sparkle?
A Shined a light through his ears.
Q Why did the Hanson's mouth tingle?
A They mistook Monistat for toothpaste.
Q How do you make Hanson mad?
A Put them in separate beds!
Q What would happen to Hanson if they fell off a building?
A Nothing. They're not smart enough to know how to commit suicide.
Q Why is it always good to have a Hanson sister as a passenger?
A You can park in a handicapped zone.
Q What do you do when Hanson tells you to suck it?
A Tell them to grow it.
Q What do you call it when the Hanson sisters jump off a bridge?
A A miracle.
Q What happens to a girl that gets pulled up on stage by one of the Hanson sisters at a Hanson concert?
A She dies of total disgust.
Q Why can't Hanson HANDLE Propecia?(hair growing solution).
A Cause woman who HANDLE it, suffer a specific birth defect on her newborn.
Q What happens if Hanson falls off a building?
A They bounce right back up, cause their heads (which don't work right) are made of rubber, and filled with air.
At about the same time Hanson became popular, a group of 3 aliens landed on a concert stage in the middle of a concert. Hmm...
A man went into a brain store and said, "How much for a doctor brain?"
"$4.00 an ounce"
"What about a Hanson brain?"
"$500,00 an ounce"
"Why so much?"
"Do you know how many Hansons we had to kill to just get ONE ounce?"
Taylor opened a box of cheerio's and said, "Aww! Look you guys, donut seeds!"
What's the e-mail address of the creator of this site?
A mad scientist had almost completed his monster type human but he still needed a brain. He went for a walk hoping to find
someone. All of a sudden, he came across Taylor Hanson, took one look at him, and said, "A brain. I need a brain."
A man escaped form jail, ran across the street to a park, and jumped up and down yelling, "I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!" The youngest
Hanson walked over to him an said, "So what mister? I'm four."
There was this brunette jumping up and down on railroad tracks saying 21, 21, 21, and Hanson comes along and they ask if they can
play too, so they start jumping up and down on railroad tracks saying 21 ,21, 21. Then a train comes along, and the brunette jumps off, but
Hanson keeps jumping up and down so the train hits them. Then the brunette gets back on the tracks and starts saying 24, 24, 24.
Taylor walked into a bar and started shouting "9 Months! Yes!!!" This made the bartender wonder. Then Zac walked in and
yelled the same thing. This REALLY made the bartender start to wonder. When Isaac walked in and yelled the same thing, so the
bartender finally asked what was up with the 9 months thing. Taylor replied, "We just finished a jig-saw puzzle that said 2-3 years in 9 months!!"
A teen was suicidal. He had special therapy, and was all better. Then, He saw the 3 Hanson's, and you know the rest. BANG!
Once upon a time, 5 people robbed a bank, and the police came and the weirdoes climbed the trees. The police heard a rustling sound
and the 1 girl started making bird noises. The police heard another rustling noise, and another girl made owl noises. and the police heard
yet another rustling noise but Hanson being as stupid as they are started making cow, pig, and horse noises. Guess who got arrested?
Hanson was riding a horse. They fell off, and was just about to go unconscience. Then, the owner of K-Mart pulled the plug on the horse.
At a Hanson concert, Isaac pulled a girl on stage to dance with him. She had a massive heart attack from disgust.
