What are we about this year? Well, you know the deal: Akie (hey! that's me!) gets kidnapped and you have to save him. Don't be coy. If you make a decision stick with it. Yes, it may ultimately screw you over to the highest percentage in the end, but isn't that the point of the damned game anyway?... I thought so. (I died like 12 times playing BOB98)
For those of you newbies who don't know the deal..ahem!...I PRESENT TO YOU: THE WIDE WIDE WORD OF BOBLAND, IT'S ONLY RESIDENTIAL GATHERING, THE BOBHOUSE, AND THE MANY INHABITANTS OF THE PLANET. Now that I've licked the sand off of your ass, you could do something nice for me, eh? Get the hell outta here. I been up all week writing this God-forsaken page- if you write me commenting on my spelling, I will have you spaded. I don't care what gender you are- so get the hell out of my sight. and turn the light off when you go! Jesus!
Albert, thanks for nada, prada. I enjoyed looking at your empty site everyday instead of working on BOB99 so that I would have to cram the whole thing in during regents week. And, by the way Albert, study.
Kareem. I'm glad you let me make fun of you... I needed that boost at 3 am in the morning (that's the worst hour 3-4). I just laugh at myself being you- there is nothing funnier.
Everybody else, don't get pissed when you see I've stolen you personality and put it in a monkey or a dog or something. Just shut the hell up and deal, ok? I'm going away for two months, if you want to jump me and gang rape me then, by all means go right ahead. Until then, stick to suprising you pet tiger Froo-froo.
Now go. "And don't look back, don't look back Ani." How feel you? (Like I care) This is your life, do what you gotta just don't frig the pigs.
Nurse? Up the dosage!!!
Get the lead out, Butross!
