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 Rating out of five: 4.5 Whitney lost her daydreaming friend at the newly renamed Burger Hut (now called the Chicken Coop) when she caught a glimpse of Ethan and his whiny girlfriend Gwen. Theresa became desperate to tell Ethan she was the stalker so that he would love her for who she was and then he could dump Gwen. Theresa borrowed a chicken facemask that the waitresses had to wear and confronted Ethan, where he recited a love poem to her after gazing into her eyes. Theresa almost died on the spot, until Gwen showed back up and Ethan thanked Theresa for helping him remember his favorite poem and then recited it to Miss Hotchkiss. Theresa ran off into the kitchen, realizing (once again) she could never have Ethan's love. However when she ran off, Ethan followed her, thinking she could have been the stalker girl, but grabbed another waitress by mistake. Frank Lomax and Whitney were there to see Ethan's behavior, thus pushing Frank into wanting to solve this big case of his! Sheridan was busy trying to crack the code of her mystery past as her and her nephew Ethan broke into their family's Newspaper Morgue, setting off a silent alarm, which of course caused Luis and tag-along cop for the day Hank to find the two in a curious situation. However, no harm done, they left, although Luis knew there was much more to Ms. Crane. And the dumb lawyer, Ethan, somehow managed to sprain his ankle while leaving the building as he was rushed off the hospital. While there, Sheridan confronted Dr. Eve Russell about her repressed dreams. (Gee, it's almost funny - we don't see the hospital until this week, and right away it's overused!!!) After defeating the prayer Father Lonigan cited in front of her, Tabitha Lenox rushed home with her doll companion. But she passed out after realizing the angel girl had caused a rainstorm to put out the fire. Soon a green cloud of smoke exited from her mouth, until Timmy kissed her forehead as if they were in a fairy tale and she woke up. Timmy called out for the best witch doctor around - being Dr. Bombay, of Bewitched stardom. But he wanted nothing to do with Tabby and vanished as quickly as his quest star rank appeared. Tabitha discovered Charity lived and sought out help from the basement, but no one was home. Depressed and alone, Tabitha learned another suicidal fact was true - she had lost her powers. But no worry, disguised as a nurse, she headed off to Harmony Hospital. Hank Bennett was searching from someone from his past and also being interrogated by Luis as to how he was able to spend money without a new job to help build his nest egg. And as if that wasn't enough for the bum to deal with, he had to listen to the whiny Beth Wallace tell him about how much she loved Luis and how sorry she was that she was bumped down to recurring friend status. But the real trouble began when Sheridan showed up to put in her hours at the Youth Center when she ran into a freshly painted red door with her hands. Can you say freak out??!!?? I mean she already believes she may have murdered someone and even the door is reminding her for Christ's sake! Even though Theresa and Whitney were avoiding Frank at the hospital at all costs, Whitney still was catching whatever Theresa had by dreaming about one day being in his arms. (Can you say disaster?!) But whatever the case may be, it didn't help when Frank showed up for tennis lessons and declared Wimbledon wannabe was lying to him about the stalker moving to South America. Of course she freaked out and dropped a picture of Theresa and her. Frank headed to the school where he met up with Kay who identified her as the crazy girl (as if she should be casting stones) who worked for Ivy Crane. Her name? Why, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald!!!!!!! Frank, ready to make his arrest headed on over, just as Whitney was forced back into her class…oh no! And things didn't look any better for Theresa who walked in on the crippled Ethan who was dreaming of his stalker butchering him up. He grabbed Theresa while dreaming and pulled the frightened girl onto the bed while declaring that he had her this time. But her dress got caught on his cufflinks, and who should walk in by Ivy and Gwen! Not a pretty picture to say the least. Well, Theresa finally listened to her mother's advice about quitting the Crane Mansion as she realized this was too close for comfort, especially when Ethan declared to Gwen that Theresa just wasn't his type of girl. Awwww…..that is SOOOO depressing. But alas, Theresa told a heartbroken Ivy she was quitting and went upstairs t change, just as Frank walked in saying he knew who the Crane stalker was - she lived in Harmony, and as a matter of fact was in the Crane Mansion itself - who? - Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. Simone Russell blamed Kay for Charity's mishaps, after declaring she could have prevented everything if only she would have had her mom meet Charity. But Kay replied that she didn't want Charity to die….yet. Well, anyway, Miguel had her watch over her cousin for him (not a good idea). But all she could think of was how Miguel said she couldn't live without the oxygen tank - and the fact that she knew she couldn't have him with Charity in the picture….gee…hmmm…what's that dial for? It says oxygen…hmmm…maybe if I just turn it a little…but now that would be telling. Looks like you'll have to wait until next week. I'm sorry, I don't write the show, just the summaries. |
