 Rating out of five: 5 Theresa meanwhile took her friend Whitney Russell over to the local theater to see a showing of the romantic love story of Gone With the Wind. She quickly hurried in where she immediately had one of the all-time funniest fantasies of her being Scarlett and Ethan being Rhett. Whitney was stuck outside, getting refreshments, and spotted Gwen Hotchkiss and her rich dimwit boyfriend, Ethan Crane. He went into the darkly lit theater with Gwen as Whitney freaked. What if Ethan spotted Theresa? But then Ethan went to get popcorn for the two, but the guy is so clueless, when he came back in he ended up sitting next to Theresa - as if his blonde girlfriend looked anything like Theresa. And if that wasn't enough, he kissed her hand. Well, Whitney paged Ethan over the loudspeaker after Gwen got impatient over her popcorn and began to look for her date. She got her friend Theresa and the day was saved. But who was that girl that Ethan sat next to? Gwen pondered. You know, I just have this strange feeling it will be Gwen who figures out it was Theresa who was stalking Ethan. Meanwhile, Theresa revealed it was time she told Ethan the truth about all the accidents. Yeah, and that would be the biggest accident! Tabitha, as a dog, freaked out Timmy who went into hiding, as she headed for Castleton to kill Faith and Charity once and for all. Faith couldn't find one of her angel statues she had packed and knew that evil could find her and kill her, without her twin sister by her side. But alas, Fiath grew tired and fell asleep. Charity wasn't much help either, since she was busy dreaming about Miguel...y'know what? This story line is getting a little, I don't know - freaky! And to show that I am right, just then the snarling dog crashed right through their living room window and immediately attacked Faith. In the 2+ minute fight that followed, Tabitha transformed back into her regular decaying body after Faith recognized her as the evil Pilgrim. The two fought, as they violently pushed each up against the wall, where Faith declared she saw fear in Tabitha's eyes. She denied it of course, but Faith (apparently a revamped version...but I like this one!) warned the witch she should be scared, because Charity could destroy her when she discovered her powers. Tabitha threw Faith to the ground as the mother begged for her to not harm Charity and just let her find Miguel so she could be happy and in love. But Tabitha wans't stupid as she revealed she knew Charity would know the full extent of her powers upon falling in love. She turned back into a dog and chewed Faith to pieces, knocking over a candle and starting the whole house on fire. Faith lay on the verge of dying, Charity, being the sound sleeper she is continued dreaming, and Tabitha went outside and transformed once again into her regular self, cackling a laugh as she watched the house burn down. Grace was at the church talking to Father Lonigan a.k.a. the Blind Priest, and told him that she saw the statue of the little angel girl come to life. He told her that someone was in danger because he also felt the statue had cried. (But here's the real kicker - he revealed he became blind after a fire and he had saved the statue from the fire and brought it to Harmony to the church. Okay now let's think this out Grace has amnesia - Lonigan can't see - both were in a fire - the statue is the little girl Grace has been seeing - Grace says ever since the fire the girl has been talking to her - hello?! They both were in the Boston fire...Pretty cool, huh?) Anyway, Lonigan told Grace that she better find her sister before the evil finds her first. Oops! Too late! Soon Grace was at home next to Sam's side, but after somehow connecting on a higher level with Fsith than ever before, felt the fire that surrounded her sister, and began coughing tremendously. She knew she had to get to her sister, but Sam also knew this story line would have to last a full week, as he kept on being hesitant and called family doctor, Eve Russell over to make sure Grace was all right. Sam eventually decided that he would try to see if she had her video hook-up on her computer still and then he could see what was going on that prevented Faith from answering the phone. Faith was practically burning alive in her house and in true Titanic-like fashion, raised her arm up, hence Rose, and let it drop right on the keyboard. Dimwit cop (is there any other on this show?) thought the screen was blurry, but soon relaized it was fire as he decided to rush on over to save his sister-in-law. Sheridan was confronted by Pilar after she learned about Sheridan's disasterous date with Hank. Of course, since she was there the night Sheridan "didn't do it," she understood why she would have been freaked in the magician's box. But Sheridan was given a glass of warm milk and decided to get some good night's rest. But of course, as it just so happened, she was a sleepwalker, and that's why she also didn't - surprise! - know who it was that she killed! Pilar knew however, but headed on home to her son. Sheridan went back into the mansion and began to relive that night all over again as she was sleepwalking. She saw herself as a little girl picking up a knife and then someone entered the house and Sheridan stabbed him. Gee, Pilar's husband is missing in action, Sheridan doesn't know who she killed, and the Crane family is very secretive - you don't think the person she killed was Martin Lopez-Fitzgerald, now do you? Meanwhile, Father Lonigan felt that the statue was once again crying and knew someone was going to be in grave danger. Just then, the statue came alive - complete with the bright glowing light, and the priest was healed. He could now see once again. Which, if my assumptions are correct, that would mean he would recognize Grace Bennett. Cool! Kay, seemingly more hell bent on getting Miguel than ever, decided to sneak out of the house complete with a condom and a sexy dress, all with the purpose of seducing her best buddy. Simone was furious and went downstairs and learned Charity was in a fire! She rushed over to Miguel's. Charity, not knowing she used them, used her powers to wake up Miguel to come and help her, but after a brief talk with Hank and Luis, he came to the conclusion that he was just over-acting. (No! Not someone on the show Passions!?) He fell fast asleep, only to be woke up again, this time by Kay, who was about to make love to him (she jsut doesn't get it, does she?) but even Kay's rebellious ways were once again outdone by Charity as Simone showed up and revealed to everyone that they had to come and help the Grace's family! Of course, Kay lied and said that's why she was there...she just wanted to say it in her own special little way, I'm sure... Soon Miguel and the crew raced over to Faith's house after the firemen of Castleton couldn't locate the fire. Miguel found the place for them, but when they got there it looked like it was too late. Tabitha and Timmy watched the house go up in flames through a bowl with water in it. Another neat trick, brought to you by Tabby! Ceiling boards fell on top on Faith, knocking her out, and every time she tried to get up to save her sleeping daughter, another one would hit her over the head. (If she does survive this, you know the gal is gonna have some serious brain trauma!) Charity was given help from the angel girl/statue who informed her to wake up, for there was a fire. Charity finally woke up, but the fire was so strong, and the ceiling boards so weak - what's a girl to do, but fall over, apparently dead? Well, Father Lonigan went back to being blind once the angel girl disappeared. Darn it! Is he ever going to recognize Grace?! Probably not, since he was last seen, almost run over by Tabitha and Timmy. But he saw past the witch's fake voice and felt an evil presence as he began to bless the car with holy waters! Tabitha began shrieking hysterically. Back to the fire in Castleton, the firemen still hadn't arrived yet, and all the little angel girl could do was watch, praying to God that he would take over...But the media wasn't so nice as they began to televise the fire, allowing Kay, Jessica and Simone to able to see the whole thing. Jessica saw Miguel trying to run in the house to help Charity, Simone sat with tears rolling down her face. But the heartless Kay just prayed that Miguel wouldn't hurt himself in the fire, so she could have him to herself in her happily ever after fairy tale...oh and y'know, the subtle, Charity I hope you die in the fire thought crossed her mind too... |
