Ummm.... Okay, yes. Where to start... Ummm....
my name is Ray. Yeah, hot damn this is going to work out after all.
Omega asked what kind of things I wanted to put
on the webpage. I gave him a couple suggestions and after he stopped
laughing and hitting me, he let me do them. One of which is this
nice and neat history page.
Like history? No? Well good, you're
in for a treat. This page will be dedicated to making the United
States' History a little more easier to understand in a funny and witty
way.