Welcome to My Private Hell, I'm Omega Redd and this
is my companion and only 'real' friend, Roy the ventriloquist dummy.
You may notice a few new changes, such as getting rid of the stupid people
on this webpage. What's left is pure entertainment and good stuff.
Not anything that's inane and loser-ish.
What we have replaced them with is someone better
then any vampire or ex-girlfriend. I introduce to you, Grandpa Redd.
Grandpa Redd was more then thrilled to join us in Private Hell, mostly
because he wanted to avoid death for another 10 years. Not that it's
going to happen, but he's filling the dead space, ha ha... ha. Nevermind.
With that said, and thank god someone said it, I
now allow you to explore my Private Hell.