The Beginning (part 1)

with Omega, Roy, Ray, Vlaid, and Carol

Roy, what's your beliefs?

Ummm... what, what do you mean?

I mean, what do you believe in?  Is there a God or gods?  Life after death or deaths?

Umm, yeah there's life after death, I'm a living example of that.

Actually, you're an undead example of that.

It's the same thing, ya maple sap drooling bastard.

No it's not, you blood craving weasel.  The undead means you're not alive nor show any vital signs that prove it otherwise.  You're merely dead with no place to go.  Idiot!

I'm alive, I'm breathing, and I'm going to kill you!

Vlaid, get off Roy, stop strangling him.

Feel the love man, it's very present in this room.

Shut up, hippie!

Shut up, hippie!

Ray, that's me you're feeling.

Carol, what did I say about that?

Oh, Omega, I'm fine, it's all Ray's fault.

WHAT!?  Hey, man, I didn't do anything.  Don't blame me!

Forget it!  Just everyone shut up!  We've trailed too far off the subject.  Vlaid, what's your beliefs?

Ack....!

Hey you were asking me first!

Back off, woody.

Watch it, fuckin' blood sucker.

THAT'S IT!

Break it up you two!  Roy and Vlaid, what's your position on religion?

He said my name first.

So what, it's who answers him first.

No it's not, it's all about favortism!

Favortism!?  Since when!?

It's always been about that.  Omega, it's about favortism, isn't it?

Just answer the question so we can get this over with!

Umm, what was the question again?

I forgot, I just know Omega likes me more.

No he doesn't!

Break it up you two... I said break it... ahh, fuck them.  Ray, what's your position on... what... where the Hell are Carol and Ray now?

(to be continued...)


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