Okay, here's the first edition of Behind the Webpage since the breakup, I'm Roy and this is the leader of all time, Omega Redd.
Hi
... So... how are you?
Shitty.
... Well... would you... like to elaborate more on that?
I hate everyone and I hate the whole world.
Okay... and... umm... okay. As you may tell, Omega's gone back into that 'cynical' state of mind we all knew him for before the Smurf takeover. He's just been this self-loathing dribble boy.
Back off before I get grandpa to chew you a new woodhole.
Hey, speaking of which, where is the new guy? Grandpa Redd! Mr. Older Redd!
What's all the yappin' for?
Grandpa Redd...
That's MISTER Redd to you, sonny.
Okay, Mr. Redd, how do you favor this place since your moving here?
I did what?
No, no Roy you idiot, he doesn't know that he's moved...
What!?
Grandpa, we were going to tell you, I swear! You see, certain people at the retirement home wanted you to leave.
Like who, was it one of the nurses or the residents?
Actually Mr. Redd, it was kinda everyone there and the federal government.
Roy, I was going to let him down easily, ya nugget head!
I don't understand the reference to that one, but okay. Mr. Redd, we're going to give you free room and board here.
What about my stuff? All my clothes and pictures?
Umm, they had to burn the wing you were located in, grandpa. They said it was contaminated with evil and you.
Whoa, Omega, your grandpa is worst then you are?
No, he's just more better at it. You know, time spawns experience.
Mr. Redd, can I have yor autograph? Do you know Satan himself?
Get away from me, you short bastard. I'm bitter! I want to be alone in my room for a while.
YES SIR!
Don't encourage him Roy!
Omega, this man is a celebrity to our cause, we have to praise him!
He's old and useless Roy, he's just going to rot here at our place, then he's going to die with family.
I disagree Omega, he could very well make Private Hell go public!
Kinda self-defeats the title, doesn't it Roy?
Hear me out. Mr. Redd coul...
IT'S GRAMPS!
Okay, gramps. He could make this place more evil then ever. Think about it, every bible and biblical reference in the world would have to convert to the changes. Satan would become a legend and we could be the immortals of history! Omega, we're holding onto a man that could very well help us replace Hell itself.
Yes... I see what you're saying. Roy, you're a fuckin' genius!
Thanks, but I wish you would phrase it differently.
Whatever. Roy, if this works, I'll make sure you get your political fame.
Hmm, think people will vote for the man who replaced Satan with a eviler man?
They elected George W. Bush over Ralph Nader,
didn't they?