Who is Her?

(With Omega, Carol, Ray, and Vlaid)

Omega!

What is it now Carol?

I'm reading the hatemail page, and who is this M@b person?

Oh, her...

Yeah, her!

Well, Carol, she was really someone important to me and...

Hey everyone, seen any lemons laying around?

Vlaid, get out!  This is a private conversation.

Whatever you can say to me Omega, Vlaid can hear too.

I rather he didn't.

What are you hiding?

Hey, what's going on in here?

Roy, get out!

Hey, something's going down, stick around, it looks juicey!

Stand over there and shut up if you have to be here.

What's that?

Sub sandwich.

Give me 6 inches.

Buy your own, peg leg.

Omega, start explaining!

Carol, she was this girl, a very lovely girl.  A girl I would do anythi...

All I'm asking for is 6 frickin' inches, that's half the sandwich.  I'll pay you back later.

I'm hungry now, I need all of it in me.

What you need in you is a good stake.

Hey, hey!  Ix nay on the take say!

Will you two shut up over there!

Yeah, we're trying to have an adult conversation.

Omega, who is this bitch!?

Back off Carol, you have no right to call her that!  You don't even know who the fuck she is!

You didn't ever tell me about her!  How am I supposed to trust you when you're dating women you never tell me about!

I haven't told you about half the girls I dated!

WHAT!?

This is getting good.

Yeah, I never expected this to get so deep.

No, not them.  I'm talking about the sub, ya loser.

Stop gloating, you sub hogging, pale faced bastard!

Omega, tell me this: who did you love more, me or her?

Ooooh.

This is where it gets tense.  We'll be leaving now.

I want to stay, I don't want to miss a minute of this.

Give me that!

Hey!  Come back here with my sub, you prick!!

Well, Omega?

Carol, she meant as much to me then as you do to me now.  I love her as much as you love Ray now.

Ray is for the sex.

Don't change the subject!  You have something for Ray, I still have something for M@b.

Okay then, that's all I wanted to know.

Good, that's all I'm going to tell you.

Now... what about the other half of the girls you never told me about?

I'm going into the next room.

Omega, come back here!  Omega, answer me.  What have you got to hide?


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