Thanks For Taking The Time To Take My Test!! Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
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