1.) Do you have to piss
in the bath tub because your dog has claimed the toilet as his drinking
if you piss while actually taking a bath!!
3.) Does your whirl pool
consist of you eating a can on "baked beans" and sitting in the bath
4.) Is "cheese
wiz" a normal part of your breakfast??
you used beer in the place of milk in your cereal??
6.) Are you and your
dad in the same class room at school, (and he is not the teacher, but rather
BONUS points, if you are
in a higher grade than your father!!
7.) Does your house have
wheels on it??
BONUS points if your house
is up on blocks like a broken car!!
8.) Do you go to your
family reunion to find a mate or get some "lovin"??
BONUS points if you get
lucky with a cousin or relative!!
9.) Has the State Department
of Natural Resources declared your lawn a "Protected Weed Sanctuary"??
BONUS points if you have
"pink flamingos" in your yard within the weeds!!
(3 points per each flamingo)
10.) Do you use the gun rack
in the rear window of your pick up to hang a half of a six pack
up by the plastic holder??
11.) Do you live in Tennessee
12.) Do you drink that 3
dollar wine out of the box??
BONUS points if you drink
while in church, beer, vodka, moon shine, or wine!!
13.) Did you and your spouse
hold your wedding dinner at "Perkins or Country Kitchen"??
14.) Do you have more than
(6 points for each additional spouse)
BONUS if your spouse is
15.) Have you ever been in
a "pissing for distance" contest at a fair??
BONUS points if you won
16.) Do you have chickens
in your yard as well as your house??
17.) Is duct tape
the main material in your trailers roof??
18.) have people stopped
by your house, thinking you ran a junk yard. and asked for parts to antique
cars- only to be mistaken??
BONUS points if you had
the part they needed!!
19.) Do you wear slippers
to the store or church??
BONUS points if you go bare
20.) Have you ever been a
guest on "Jerry Springier" or "Ricky Lake"
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