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This one's lame: Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A - Because he didn't have the guts!
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An idiot walks into a bar saying: "51 days! 51 days!" And the bartender asks him what he's talking about. He replys by pulling out a framed puzzle of Cookie Monster and says, "well, the box says 2-4 years on the side and I finished it in only 51 days!
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven (strange eh?) and saint peter begins to speak with him: "Bill, heaven needs someone to manage all the deaths and things that go on. We have the worlds largest computer: 5 million networked computers, and we would like you to monitor the data. Bill thought about it and said: 'wow! this really must be heaven! Look at all the computers!' Saint peter turned them on. They were all Macintosh!!! Bill screamed and ran up to saint peter. 'What the heck... why macintosh? where's Microsoft?! Saint peter replied: 'So you want to use Microsoft right?' Bill nodded. Saint peter replied:
GO TO HELL!
What do you call a dog with steel balls and no legs?
Sparky!
How many Computer Programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bill Gates is talking to a mechanic, and says that if cars were as advanced as Windows 95, they would go one hundered thousand kilometers to the gallon.
Q:What do say to a man in armor at bed time?
Q:What do you call a gay dinosaur?
None, that's a hardware problem!
Then the mechanic replys: Nobody would want a cars that crashes 4 times a day!
A:Night night, Knight
A:Mega sore-ass
