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You have stumbled onto Xydexx's Pronk Powered Webpage, now with a tiny kitten that might possibly speak Russian at you. You should be its comrade.

This Tiny Kitten Approves

At last report, our stock of hairballs has been depleted, which means yes we have no hairballs. NYET hairballs. Only Unapproachable Service we are having now.

July 31, 2009

Now updated with mostly-new content. In terms of Lohengrin, we are number eleven. If you don't know what that means, don't worry yourself about it. We desire more boozahol and continue to conduct important research, slowly but surely. We will need a new base of operations in New York now that Xakor has moved to Utah. There's still so much to be done.

Xydexx recently went to the DC Fringe Festival with Rigelkitty. He saw Captain Squishy's Yeehaw Jamboree, which was wacky and fun. You should note Xydexx's hair does not come out of a box. Xydexx has a mane. Xydexx also has a cute butt. Hray!

Important Research

• Xydexx Directory of Things — Currently doing research on Mohansic State Hospital and what became of it. Also contains the Mission Statement of the Damned and Xydexx's ever-increasing army of robot ponies.
• Xydexx Institute of Squeaks — It's still mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt, contrary to what folks on the internet tell you. Consolidated Moosilidge makes its presence known by providing funding to renovate the Boringville Clock Tower. Xydexx wants to play 1000 white cards.
• Consolidated Moosilidge — This is the industrial workhorse which is bringing us closer to horse-powered victory by making Bambi say FUGL and other nasty-sounding words. Poor Bambi. Poor, poor Bambi...

Everything You Wanted To Know About Xydexx But Were Afraid To Ask

Aside from being the infinitely squeakable and most loveable pony on the internet, Xydexx is fucking awesome and is bringing you the truth in a world gone pony. He is defender of Things That Don't Suck. He goes to furry conventions and you should too. Furry fandom is awesome and anyone who doesn't think so is missing out on a lot.

Seriously, going to a furry convention is like taking a vacation on another planet—a planet made of fun and awesome. Xydexx wishes he had a planet full of unicorns, but this is the next best thing.

Even though Anthrocon is over, Xydexx still has lots of loose ends to tie up, such as creating an ad for WPAFW, putting together and sending the post-con conbook mailing, and submitting all his receipts. Then he can finally take a much-needed break until like January or so, when he starts selecting new staff and getting ready for the April-May madness leading up to Anthrocon 2010.

Everyone knows Xydexx, but Xydexx doesn't know everyone. Xydexx needs to start associating real names to online names so he can figure out just who exactly is linking to him these days.

Xydexx continues to ride his weirdo recumbent bike towards his 1000-mile goal for the year. He's currently at 443 miles after his Quest For Bread in Herndon. His biking journal was recently added to Washington Post's blog directory, so perhaps he'll be seeing an increase in readership and potential new biking pals. (Biking alone is lonely.)

In an effort to get more organized, Xydexx recently acquired a new external hard drive with umpty-frump gigs of space on it (an Iomega, for those who are curious). Now he'll never need another hard drive forever. He's backed up three computers worth of data onto it and is only using like 1% of the total space. How cool is that? The hardest part will be sorting and consolidating all this information, because Xydexx continues to be chronically disorganized.

In spite of recent conspiracy theories, Xydexx continues to remain upbeat and squeaky. That's the best way to be. Xydexx will be creating an inflatable filter on LiveJournal shortly, and it will be squeaky and drama-free. Life's too short.