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- Xydexx Directory of Things — West Virginia will stick it in ya, but Wilford Brimley will stick it in me. More information on building robotic party ponies, and disorganized yak fringe. Hold on to the good stuff.
- Xydexx Institute of Squeaks — Xydexx's pony squeaks and your pony doesn't. You probably don't even have a pony. Also: It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt. Home of Lambert Lambert, the guy so nice they named him twice.
- Xydexx on YouTube — Xydexx's YouTube profile. Watch videos of abandoned turnpike tunnels, fursuit parades, and the view from Xydexx's estate atop Breakneck Mountain.
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Robotic Pony Manufacturing
Breakneck. 3rd July 2007
Never comfortable in the public spotlight, Xydexx has retired to his secluded mountaintop estate to begin construction on what some described as a fleet of robotic ponies. Curiously, none of these ponies are inflatable. Xydexx explained this is purely a business decision, brought on by changing market demographics.
"Nobody really appreciates silly squeaky ponies anymore," Xydexx explained. "Robotic ponies are the way of the future, bringing us one step closer to horse-powered victory."
The 12-foot tall, mechanical equines are made of a durable titanium alloy and expected to sell for $260,000 each. They are available in six fun fluorescent colors. Standard features include a 6 disc CD player and stereo, refrigerated drink dispenser, and optional rave lighting kit. Although intended as amusements for the geek who has everything, Xydexx remarked that they can also be equipped with laser-guided missiles for the more security-minded horse enthusiast. They can be controlled remotely from as far as 15 miles away.
"Of course, the ponies are also rideable," Xydexx said with a grin.
Never comfortable in the public spotlight, Xydexx has retired to his secluded mountaintop estate to begin construction on what some described as a fleet of robotic ponies. Curiously, none of these ponies are inflatable. Xydexx explained this is purely a business decision, brought on by changing market demographics.
"Nobody really appreciates silly squeaky ponies anymore," Xydexx explained. "Robotic ponies are the way of the future, bringing us one step closer to horse-powered victory."
The 12-foot tall, mechanical equines are made of a durable titanium alloy and expected to sell for $260,000 each. They are available in six fun fluorescent colors. Standard features include a 6 disc CD player and stereo, refrigerated drink dispenser, and optional rave lighting kit. Although intended as amusements for the geek who has everything, Xydexx remarked that they can also be equipped with laser-guided missiles for the more security-minded horse enthusiast. They can be controlled remotely from as far as 15 miles away.
"Of course, the ponies are also rideable," Xydexx said with a grin.