Richard got run over by a Semi
Walking home from the lupanar Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as Edward, 
But as for me and Jason, we believe. 

He'd been eating too much Marcus, 
And we'd begged him not to go. 
But he forgot about the death threat, 
As he stumbled out the forest into the road. 

When they found him Christmas morning, 
At the scene of the attack. 
There were skid marks on his forehead, 
And incriminating shell marks in his back. 

Richard got run over by a semi, 
Walking home from the lupanar Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as Edward, 
But as for me and Jason, we believe. 

Now were all so scared of Raina, 
She's been taking this too well. 
See her in there making porno’s, 
Drinkin' booze and playin' tag with Gabriel. 

It's not Christmas without Richard. 
All the pack is dressed in black. 
And we just can't help but wonder: 
Should we open up his ribs or start in back? 


(Start in back!)


Richard got run over by a semi, 
Walkin' home from the lupanar Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as Edward, 
But as for me and Jason, we believe. 

Now his corpse is on the table 
And the wine is made of blood. 
And the gold and silver candles, 
That would just have matched the bullets in Richard’s back. 

I've warned all my friends and pack-mates. 
"Better watch out for yourselves." 
They should never make him angry, 
He’s a man who works with killers and flame throwers.


Richard got run over by a Semi, 
Walking home from the lupanar, Christmas eve. 
You can say there's no such thing as Edward, 
But as for me and Jason, we believe.

Merry Christmas, Y'all!