I'm Gettin Nuttin for Christmas
As Sung by Anita Blake


BY:Julie

I don’t own anything...except my brain and the song below. The original Song "I’m getting nothin’ for Christmas" was performed by Art Moony and written by someone else who I couldn’t find. Therefor I did not write the original song. And sadly I must say I did not create the lovely characters that are present in this song either. The belong to Laurell K. Hamilton. Not me. I’m doing this just for fun. And not for money.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 
Jean-Claude and Richard are mad 
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad


I broke a bat on Olaf’s head 
Somebody shot at me 
I hid a cross in Belle Morte's bed 
Somebody shot at me


I spilled some blood on Jean-Claude's rug 
I killed Raina with a gun 
Tortured Bert with my new mug 
Somebody shot at me


I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 
Jean-Claude and Richard are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad


I scared the were’s with my glare 
Somebody shot at me 
I used my gun in Narcissus’ lair 
Somebody shot at me

I did a dance in Micah’s sheets 
Wouldn’t let Gregory be raw meat 
Filled that Lupanar with amazin’ feats 
Somebody shot at me


I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 
Jean-Claude and Richard are mad 
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do 
Cause if you're bad I'm warning you 
You'll get shot at on Christmas.

 


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