Micah got run over by a Mustang,
Running through the woods on Christmas Eve.
You can say that it was just bad timing,
But we saw the glee in Richard's eye. 

He'd been having sex with Anita,
At the end he'd almost changed. 
He decided to go running,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow. 

When he crawled home Christmas morning,
Bruised, mangled & snarling
There were tire marks on his forehead, 
And incriminating claw marks on his chest. 

Micah got run over by a Mustang,
Running through the woods on Christmas Eve.
You can say that it was just bad timing,
But we saw the glee in Richard's eye. 

Now Anita's wondering what to do,
JC won't always be awake.
Nathan is too much like her child,
For her to be able to use him all the way. 

Richard came over to see Anita,
The ardeur showed up as well.
She couldn't keep her hands off him,
So she dragged him in the room and closed the door. 

Micah got run over by a Mustang,
Running through the woods on Christmas Eve.
You can say that it was just bad timing,
But we saw the glee in Richard's eye. 

They've been in there for hours,
And the sounds could make you blush.
Richard must be a screamer,
And that he's come to forgive her at last. 

We've warned all the other Were's,
You better not look in Anita's way.
Richard just might get jealous,
And decide that you too must disappear. 

Micah got run over by a Mustang,
Running through the woods on Christmas Eve.
You can say that it was just bad timing,
But we saw the glee in Richard's eye. 

*repeat last chorus*