I Saw Edward Kiss Anita!


BY: Tammy

This is an adaptation of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. BTW, the characters found below are owned solely by LKH and company. My only purpose in writing this is entertainment.

Lead: Nathaniel 

I saw Edward kissing Anita
underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn't see me creep
down the hall without a peep.
They thought that I was tucked up 
in her bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Edward tickle Anita
underneath her blouse so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
if Jean-Claude had only seen
Edward kissing Anita last night.


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