Jean-Claude is Coming to Town

BY: Cindy

(sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman)

The disclaimer: These characters are owned solely by LKH and company, and my only purpose in writing this is entertainment.

Here comes Jean-Claude! Here comes Jean-Claude! Gliding down the hall! Don't feel guilty, it's a pleasure You'll want to watch it all. The ardeur is flaring, Anita is baring Her all in all to sight. Heave a sigh and don't be shy, 'Cause Jean-Claude comes tonight. Here comes Jean-Claude! Here comes Jean-Claude! He's into a little pain! He's got a mouth that licks and nicks, As he bites into ma petite's vein. Watch him as he peels off the leather, (Of course no undies in sight.) Jump in bed and join the undead 'Cause Jean-Claude comes tonight.

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