Howling Holiday


BY: Heather

This is an adaptation of Jingle Bells sung by Richard Zeeman. BTW, the characters found below are owned solely by LKH and company. My only purpose in writing this is entertainment. 

Dashing through the trees, trying not to howl,
No I don't hate myself, I just need to plow.

Arf, Arf, Arf.

Anita's Leopards stink, Micah's a Leo clone,
Oh what fun it really would be to gnaw on his dead bones.

OH,
Jingle Bells, Jean-Claude smells, Micah just wants to get laid,
Anita Blake is a rake, and my wolves all just bayed.
Jingle Bells, Jean-Claude smells, Micah just wants to get laid,
Anita Blake is a rake, and my wolves all just bayed.

Why she likes Jean-Claude, is not a real big leap.
I just can't watch as she humps that old dead meat.
Vampires really bite, I can't see the thrill,
He dresses like a sissy, I say go for the kill.


OH, 
Jingle Bells, Jean-Claude smells, Micah just wants to get laid,
Anita Blake is a rake, and my wolves all just bayed.
Jingle Bells, Jean-Claude smells, Micah just wants to get laid,
Anita Blake is a rake, and my wolves all just bayed.


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