Ghoulies roasting on an open fire, 
Minun snapping at your back, 
Ceremonial chats being sung by a coven, 
And folks dressed all in black.

Everybody knows a turkey and a full moon 
Help to make the season bright, 
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Uncle JC's on his way  
He's bringing lots of toys and goodies 
on a sleigh. 
And every mother's child is gonna spy, 
To see if werewolf's really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase 
To Were's from one to ninety-two 
Although it's been said many times, many ways 
Merry Christmas to you.

*repeat last verse*