Frosty the Raven


BY: Gigs

This is an adeptation of the original, Frosty the Snowman by Burl Ives. As a web-mistress of this site, I have no intention of entering the contest. That would hardly be fair, but I thought I would post this rendition I drew up for the sake of giving you an idea what we're looking for in a Christmas carol. Hope you enjoy it. BTW, Frost is a character owned solely by LKH and company. My only purpose in writing this is entertainment.

Frosty the Raven
is a fairyman they say
He has silver hair, dangling down to there
and his eyes are three shades of grey.
 
Frosty the Raven
is no jolly, happy fey.
He endured 800 years
bangin no women's rears
Blueball is NOT a snowman's game to play.
 
There must have been some magic
in princess Merry's new ring.
Cause when she placed it on his skin,
his willy winkie started to SING!
 
Frosty the Raven
Doesn't guard Andais no more
Cause Merry needs an heir
to sit in the Queen's chair
So now Frost's duty is to SCORE!
 
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
Look at Frosty go!
 
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
He ain't celebate no moh!


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