Edward, The Bounty Hunter

BY: Cassy

To the tune of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer, and a bit of a rip-off of the parody song Dead-off the Red-eyed Cowboy. And I got just plain silly with the last verse. BTW, the characters found below are owned solely by LKH and company. My only purpose in writing this is entertainment.

Edward the bounty hunter Has a very shiney gun, And if you ever see it You should turn around and run! 'Specially if you're not a human! With silver, his gun he loads. Fills bullets with holy water, And when they hit they explode! And then one late St. Louis night Anita called to say, "Edward with your gun so bright, Let's go shoot Olaf tonight." "Then can we shoot the vampire?" Edward asked. Anita said, "No." "Well what about the werewolf?" "OK, but only in the toe."

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