Bring a Gun


BY: Jessica

(This is an adaptation of "Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella." Anitaverse and its subsequent elements are owned by LKH. My only purposes in writing this are for amusement and the chance at a Sigmund. :) I've provided the original text below. 

Bring a gun, Edward and Anita
Bring a gun, come swiftly and run
Olaf's back, he's going to be trouble,
With a knife to hurt a few people,
Ack, ack, please kill him now Anita,
Ack, ack, please kill him now Edward.

Hurry now, Olaf's on a rampage,
Hurry now, he wants Anita.
Albequerque started this mess
Finish it now in St. Louis.
Kill, him, flamethrowers will work on him,
Kill, him, or use a gun on him. ~

Original version:

 Bring a torch, Jeannette, Isabella
Bring a torch, come swiftly and run
Christ is born, tell the folk of the village,
Jesus is sleeping in His cradle
Ah, ah, beautiful is the Mother;
Ah, ah, beautiful is her Son.

Hasten now, good folk of the village
Hasten now, the Christ-Child to see
You will find him asleep in the manger
Quietly come and whisper softly
Hush, hush, peacefully now He slumbers
Hush, hush, peacefully now He sleeps.


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