You know Jean-Claude, Nicolaus, Seraphina and Xavier Colin and Barnabas, and Robert and Valentine But do you recall The loneliest Vampire of all? Asher, the golden vampire Had a very scarred up face Had an experience with holy water in another time and place All of the other vampires turned from him in deep disgust they never let poor Asher slake his unending blood lust Then one foggy October night underneath a rare blue moon Anita bared her arm for him and he drank while she swooned Now all the other vampires Except JC and Asher are dead Anita took care of business Staked and burned and took their heads Asher truly loves Anita But she's got too much on her plate JC, Richard and Micah With no time even for a date.