I'll Have Anita for Christmas


BY: Arcangel

Characters are Laurell Hamilton's, not mine. The original carol is I'll be Home for Christmas. It is adapted and sang by Richard. 

I'll have Anita for Christmas
You can count on that
Please have a fire
and bearskin rug
and her naked 'neath the tree.
 
Christmas eve will find me
Telling her how much I need her
I'll have Anita for Christmas
If only in my dreams.
 
Christmas eve will find me
Asking her to marry me
I'll have Anita for Christmas
If only hell would freeze over.


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