On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: A Browning in a shoulder holster. On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the eighth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Eight Jean’s a-rolling, Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Nine Cherry’s nursing, Eight Jean’s a-rolling, Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the tenth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Ten Master’s feeding, Nine Cherry’s nursing, Eight Jean’s a-rolling, Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Eleven Death’s killing, Ten Master’s feeding, Nine Cherry’s nursing, Eight Jean’s a-rolling, Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster. On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me: Twelve strippers stripping, Eleven Death’s killing, Ten Master’s feeding, Nine Cherry’s nursing, Eight Jean’s a-rolling, Seven Jason’s flirting, Six Richard’s moaning, Five holy things! Four shifting weres, Three french vamps, Two catdog twins, and a Browning in a shoulder holster.