Conversations of the Criminally Derranged

Seri: I told you not to get her started on the topic...she's like that bunny in the commericals, she just keeps going and going.

Qamra: Well we could always remove her batteries Seri(shaking her head): She doesn't have batteries and don't look at me like that.

Qamra(looking evil): Like what?

Seri: Like you are considering what nightingales taste like.

Qamra: Would I do that to you.

Seri: In half a heartbeat.

Qamra: Its so nice to meet someone who understands.

Seri: Yeah I understand...you consider me an appetizer.

Qamra: Lots of people would have said entree.

Seri(grinning): I don't delude myself...sides I've seen how you look at Edward.

Qamra(very dangerously): What way is that?

Seri: Like he's a tall glass of water and you haven't had a drink in ages.

Qamra(very quietly): You'd do well to keep such observations to yourself.

Zarah: What observations?

Seri: Jason let you leave the room?

Zarah: He's asleep. What observations?

Qamra: Nothing to do with you little Dragon

Seri: Qamra has a thing for Edward.

Zarah: Ahhh well haven't we all?

Seri(shrugging): Not all but most...I'm firmly in Asher's camp.

Zarah: How is that working out for you by the way?

Seri: Not sure...sometimes good I think...but who knows...he's something of a mystery...even to me.

Qamra: Why the mystery?

Zarah: Oh yeah that's right you didn't know their history, He used to feed her handfulls of seed.

Seri: You make it sound so tawdry...I was a bird for heaven's sake.

Qamra: Kinky.

Seri: It is not.

Kash: Heyla girls...what's the 411

Zarah(shaking her head): What's up with you?

Kash: Not a clue...just you know...oh hell I don't know. I thought it sounded funny.

Zarah: It was weird...you should never try to be hip.

Seri: She has a piont Kash...your better off just being you.

Kash: Fine. So what did I miss?

Zarah: Nothing much, just discussing Edward.

Kash(grinning): Ahh the indomitable assiasian. How is he?

Zarah: He's doing...same as the rest of us. How was your trip?

Kash: I'll have new scars but it was a success. Wish I could have had a few of you guys along. No offense to Rafe but he's less then useless in a combat situation.

Zarah: Well he's the Avi...not us. So what happened?

Kash: Oh you know the drill, we rushed in, it was a trap, we barely got away with our skin but we did manage to kill must the bas...I mean jerks.

Nixie: Good you are all here. We've got a problem.

Kash: Wonderful

Nixie: Bregon and Reagan are at it again.

Kash: That was the entire reason I took the mission, to get away from those two.

Qamra: We could always kill them.

Kash: True. Where'd Edward leave his flame thrower

Nixie: We can not kill them. It would upset Schere.

Kash and Qamra: So?

Zarah: Come on guys doesn't she have enough to deal with...those...(in disgust) people...worked a number on her.

Kash: As I recall we had a vote and said she should ditch them a long time ago.

Seri: We all make mistakes.

Qamra: That's no reason to continue making another by letting those two live.

Kash: What she said.

Zarah: Hey I'm all for killing Bregon, and I'll get around to it soon enough.

Kash(grinning): How is Jason by the by?

Zarah(smiling): He's tired...very tired.

Kash: I can't imagine why.

Celeste: Perhaps you wouldn't mind helping with those two.

Kash: I don't know why I go out...there's never dull moment around here.

Qamra: Except when Adrian tries to explain quantum physics to an unapperciative audience.

Kash(wiggling eyebrows): That's easy to fix...just interrupt...he gets really red in the face and usually there's bloodshed soon after...Jason's good at that part.

Zarah: Hey he needs to keep up his strength for other prusiuts then taunting Adrian...have you seen his new sweater?

Kash: Oh god not another one.

Seri: This one is even worse then the green cable knit.

Kash: Worse? How could anything be worse then that...(catching sight of Adrian) Oh my God...where does he find them?

Qamra: I don't have the faintest notion...but who ever he buys them from should be hunted down and subjected to torturous experiments.

Kash: Yeah.

Qamra: I knew you'd understand.

Nixie: Those two worry me.

Seri: At least Edward isn't with them right now.

Zarah: Now that is a truely scarey thought. The three of them togehter.

Gavin: Three of who?

Zarah: Oh where ya been?

Gavin: Discussing the ethics of body napping with Luce.

Zarah: Did you win this time.

Gavin: Of course not. I always lose when we discuss anything.

Zarah: Well it is Luce...so can't say I blame you for losing...he must be a very nice winner.

Gavin(red): Oh he is.

Nixie: what is she talking about?

Seri: Nothing sweetheart...least nothing you need to know about right now.

To be continued at a later date

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