She likes romantic vampire novels I like Stephen King She likes wearing jewelry I refuse to wear a ring We both like watching movies We both love Chinese food We manage to keep laughing When times are bad or good She's a very talented artist I write songs and poetry She's beautiful, smart and funny God, what does she see in me? She hates to make me worry I hate to see her cry We've both hurt each other We've both apologized We've been through a lot together We've had our share of pain Happiness does not an island make Remember dancing in the rain? We've never had a lot of money We've never really gone without Did I mention rolling pennies? We know what THAT'S about She wishes I'd quit smoking To be honest, so do I She tolerates my drinking Though I can't imagine why She does things that drive me crazy And too often I get mad All I want is to see her happy I can't stand it when she's sad She hates that I'm in prison I hate that she's alone It hurts me that the five years we've lost Will be forever gone We're both a little heavy And yes, I'm losing hair Despite our imperfections We make a perfect pair We're both a bit demented She's crazy, I'm insane She wishes vampires really existed I've got mooses in my brain We're both like kids at Christmas We both love Halloween I'm a freak for chocolate She loves jelly beans She knows that I love her And I know that she loves me We celebrate each October fifth Our anniversary She's sweet and kind and gentle I'm a selfish brat We both love attention We've both belonged to cats I wish that I could tell her Just what she means to me I wish I could paint a picture Then maybe she would see That I love her with my whole heart And I will forever more As long as stars are in the heavens As long as the oceans meet the shore We're both a little childish But that makes living fun We've learned to deal with humans With our phasers set on stun We like Star Wars we love Disney And Indiana Jones If ever we find Middle Earth We'd feel right at home She really likes my cooking I love her cinnamon rolls She's confronted me with dragons I've surrounded her with trolls I'm not good on saving money Before it's earned it's always spent She once sacrificed her china Just so we could pay the rent She says that I don't owe her But I'm afraid I do I can't pay this debt with money Only with a love that's true I'm not a perfect husband All I can do is try I hope that she'll forgive me When I bite Kimmy on the thigh She loves my sense of humor I love her singing voice We both love baking cookies Chocolate chip would be my choice She earned a degree in college I dropped out of school And once I swear We both got crazy In the swimming pool I've cost her a typewriter Her car, a ring, a sword And if you ask her parents I've kept her from the Lord She's never been a weakling I've never been that strong And I'm sure There's those that thought We wouldn't last this long I know the day is coming When we'll look back through the years We'll recall the memories The pain, the joy, the tears We won't remember everything That's impossible to do But there's one thing I'll remember If I live to see 102 I'm not sure what month it was I can't recall the day But I stopped at a certain convenience store In Sanford, F-L-A I needed beer and cigarettes I was going to grab the stuff and go And I met the woman who changed my life It started with a "No!" And there you have it Friends and foes To quote Billy Joel "And so it goes" I hope you've enjoyed The company Of Tammy and Derik Pookie and me.