Kash: It’s not like the sight of my naked flesh is going to inflame Edward to overwhelming desire and force him to ravish me on the kitchen table. "sighs" What you think I fantasize about Edward ravishing me? Why would I do a thing like that?

Kash: "glances away from the image long enough to look at Gigs with glassy eyes" Hmm...did you say something? "goes back to ogling Edward"

Gigs: "falls over laughing"

Kash: "looks at Gigs puzzled" What?

Gigs: "laughs even harder, doubling over holding stomach with teary eyes" Stop! You're killing me! "continues laughing"

Kash: "grins wickedly" But its so much fun.

Gigs: "spits up blood on the floor, holding stomach tighter in obvious pain now as face changes to fear"

Kash: "rushes to Gigs side" Are you okay sweets? "yells over shoulder" Someone go find a doctor. NOW!

Gigs: "shakes her head terrified as another wave of pain hits" Nooooo...I'm not...it hurts!

Kash: "yells again" Asher, Tam, where the hell are you guys..."muttering under her breath" Men...never round when you need them.

Dathan: Oh I wouldn't say that. "to Gigs" You don't look so good pussy cat. What say we get you to a doctor?

Kash: "glaring" No time to talk, just get us to a hospital.

Dathan: "saluting" Aye. Aye captain.

Astoroth: You're helping the enemy again Dathan, it will go badly for you later.

Dathan: "pales"

Kash: "to Astoroth" You stay out of it..."to Dathan" Hospital Now!

Dathan: Looks like I’ll have to deal with that later. "Picking Gigs up and nodding to Kash" Of course.

Kash: "grabbing a convenient looking nurse" You...we need help...she's pregnant and now she's coughing up blood.

Dathan: "Glowering red eyes and all" Help us now.

{nurse scurries away for help.}

Gigs: "fighting for consciousness, opens marks and screams in pain" Asher!...Ash.... "loses consciousness"

Kash: Put her on a bed and go find Asher...get him here now Dathan...I don't like this.

Dathan: "nods and vanishes after setting Gigs gently on a gurney."

{nurse returns with doctor in tow}

Doctor: What is the problem?

Kash: She was laughing and then started coughing up blood She's pregnant with triplets...and she's a lycanthrope. She was in a great deal of pain but now she's not conscious.

Doctor: "looking interestedly at Gigs...in a less then reassuring manner" Lycanthrope...and pregnant...hmmm.

Kash: "raising one eyebrow" Yes is that a problem?

Doctor: "glancing absently at Kash" No problem at all. "to nurse" get this woman to O.B. stat. We'll just have to have a look see shall we?

Kash: "less then friendly" I'll be coming along too.

Doctor: "looking regretful" Oh yes...of course. "leads way down hall as nurse wheels Gigs along to a room with an ultrasound."

Kash: "watching as doctor starts the machine and spreads the clear gooey gel on Gigs stomach after moving her clothing aside." How are they?

Doctor: "staring intently at the monitor" They look healthy...no deformities...looks like there may be a bit of danger from placental tearing...she's about six months along though she doesn't' look it.

Kash: "frowning" No, she shouldn't be that far along. She's only been pregnant three months.

Doctor: The fetuses look much older. They seem to have all their toes and fingers. Clearly distinguishable features..."stops talking suddenly" You can see them growing.

Kash: "pushes him aside" What are you talking about? "looks at the monitor and gasps" Dear God... "glancing at Gigs now swelling tummy" Oh my..."understanding dawning" how the hell did they figure out how to do that? "swing round to doctor." You need to get ready to deliver them...NOW!

Doctor: "Gaping at her" What do you mean now, she's not in labor.

Kash: "Laughing harshly" No...but she will be...very soon...trust me.

Dathan: "Appearing with Asher" Found him!

Asher: "looking less then healthy...even for a corpse" What is wrong with ma chat?

Kash: "glaring furiously" Damn them...damn them all to hell! They've found a way to accelerate the pregnancy...magic probably. "moves to Gigs side to take her limp hand" She's gonna be a mommy very very soon and it isn't going to be pleasant Asher. In most cases like this, the mother doesn't survive. "looking down at Gigs face" She’s usually torn apart in the process. "grinning weakly" Least Gigs can heal, she'll need all the help she can get.

Asher: "paling...no mean feat for the undead" Who did this?

Kash: Hell if I know. Lillith would know better...Padma should too...and Draco wouldn't want her hurt…but then...maybe they all expect she'll survive.

Asher: "moving to the other side of Gigs" She will survive.