Westhill Track!
hey look…its
little ol’ me leading a pack of giants…
Coolest guys on the team (in order of
ranking)
Westhill track is the best team ever! i dont
think you have ever had such a compilation of runners. first, theres me, who
shits every second, anywhere possible. then, theres tom. tom...tom...tom is the
guy who picks on the broken kids and can do it cuz hes so friggin fast. the
broken kid is dan. he broke both his legs and his arm, and he can still proally
beat most people in a mile...only when he is on a bike and the other person is
running. we have a sprinter who can run a 52 400 but doesnt know how to write a
# sig, instead he writes a waffle, an italian who says ciao and is always
happy, and an indian who cant speak to well, runs into things that aren't
moving(which is by far much worse than riding your bike into a parked car) and
who cant seem to run up and down, whatever the fuck that means. oh yea, one
more thing, dont go to the bathroom while "big red" is around...ya
those "moist towellettes" are not fun when thrown at you and land on
the back of your neck...but be sure to through them back, ive got some good
shots in on him.
Infamous Quotes:
Dan Paull's philosphy: It'll all come
together for me, I mean it has to sometime, either that or I'll die"
"I'm gonna be dead last in my
heat...watch it's gonna be funny"
(on a day we dont want to run)"Yea i
have tendonites to (bangs his ankle against the locker) oh man its starting to
flare up!"
Dan
W: "Dan make that sound you make with your arm! show coach!" Coach:
"aww no, i dont want to hear that, get away from me" Dan P: its okay
put ur head to my shoulder" (twists and contorts his arm and a sound is
made) Coach: "Oh MY GOD That is DISGUSTING!, get the hell away from
me"
Tom's punishment (yea fciac, watch out)
"Do not pass, or i will castrate you with a hot and dull wooden
spoon"
Tom's new workout: ok 400 at goal pace for mile,
then 32 second jerkoff at goal pace for hot sex, then 200 at goal pace for
mile, repeat 20 times"
Dan's quotes: "Oh man tom, i gotta drop
it. i gotta duece it. that bush over there looks good"
"Lemme pick some leaves , just in case"
To tom "hey, i didnt say i didnt want to
do the workout, im not saying not too, but i wont be upset, at all, if we dont.
but if we do its okay. but if we dont, its okay too." Tom: "fine we
can just do 7 miles" Dan: "yessss!!!!!!!1woohoo!!!!"
a little encounter i had with some danbury
guys at witlon during the first developmental:
Danb 1- whos in the stall next to you
danb2- i dont know
Me- westhill here
Danb1-hey westhill
Me-hows it goin
Danb1-
heres a present (wet towel tossed into danb-2 stall)
Danb-2 oh man! (tosses it at me)
Me- ahh1! (guy walks in, stall doors dont
lock by the way, pushes open my door)
Me-
what the hell! dont you look for the feet man! the feet!!!!!
Guy- sorry, didnt see any
Coach's philosphy on fraternities:
Tom-is that tatoo of your frat>?
coach-my fraternity. not my frat. listen, would you call your
mother a moth? or your country a...wait your too young..."
My Favorite Web Sites
Dyestat
Tim Loh's Page
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