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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 9:59:47 PM | Message Detail |
Warning: Possibly offensive
I went over to my friend's house today to play some Halo and listen to some music... eventually his parents leave and we order some pizza. So we decide to surf Goregasm and some assorted gore-porn sites while we were eating pizza. No biggie, it's a past-time of ours, surfing the gore and eating pizza.
Then we decide to go to bash.org. We get to the quote about the possibilites of throwing a love doll filled with ketchup off the roof and having it land beside someone, who starts jacking off and reciting MacBeth. My friend gets mischievious look on his face for the next fifteen minutes. After a while he says, "Want to see something cool if you promise not to tell?"
He takes me into his room and opens the closet, where I find a 4-foot tall Mickey Mouse plush doll. No problem, right?
Upon closer inspection, it seems that this doll, which he has had since he was four years old, has rips in the areas of the crotch, the hindquarters, and the mouth.
The next half hour kind of blurred together; all I remember him talking about was something about shampoo or his mom's panties or some crap like that. I'm a changed person. I honestly didn't think that I could have met a person more ****ed up than me. A Mickey Mouse doll, for christ's sake...
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| From: MATT GRAM | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:01:43 PM | Message Detail |
Wow.
Sorry about that, dude.
Anyway...is his mom hot?
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:02:23 PM | Message Detail |
Yeah...
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| From: imaguy2 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:03:30 PM | Message Detail |
was teh h0t??!!
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| From: TreborSelbon | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:03:32 PM | Message Detail |
I could understand a Minnie doll, but Mickey?!
Has he no shame?
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| From: NarDmw | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:04:42 PM | Message Detail |
I have no idea what are you talking about, little children taking their anger out on stuffed... oh you mean that he?... OH DEAR LORD!
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:04:59 PM | Message Detail |
That's what scared me. It was a big, smiling Mickey doll. And he made love to it.
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| From: isv666 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:05:09 PM | Message Detail |
Hahahahaha...
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| From: Of The Room | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:05:50 PM | Message Detail |
I thought the gore porn was the disturbing part at first.
Haha.
Heh...
*vomits*
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| From: vascoguy13 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:06:01 PM | Message Detail |
man that guy is sick
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| From: The Lunatikk | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:06:20 PM | Message Detail |
Considering you're people who enjoy looking at gore as a past time, it wouldn't seem to be so much of a shock that you guys would also enjoy having sex with Mickey dolls.
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| From: MTRodaba2468 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:06:34 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: MTRodaba2468 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:06:52 PM | Message Detail |
O_o
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| From: MATT GRAM | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:06:57 PM | Message Detail |
The Good News: He does not hump real mice....yet.
The Bad News: He humps big stuffed animals.
Ugh....
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| From: The Great Magus | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:07:47 PM | Message Detail |
Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:08:12 PM | Message Detail |
Oh god. You know what? He had a pet mouse named Lynx that died a few weeks back...
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:09:04 PM | Message Detail |
Magus. Not. Cool.
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| From: MATT GRAM | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:11:23 PM | Message Detail |
Did this Lynx have any trouble walking?
Did he have a HUGE...output hole?
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| From: The Great Magus | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:11:45 PM | Message Detail |
What, did I just ruin your favorite song for you?
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| From: creepyguywithastick | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:13:13 PM | Message Detail |
Special LOLs go to:
The Great Magus
NarDmw
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| From: Omnislasher | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:15:57 PM | Message Detail |
Whatever floats his boat.
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| From: Trypa | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:16:51 PM | Message Detail |
I was going to say something that would have warranted the LOL list, but... it would have been suspension-worthy, not to mention emotionally damaging.
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| From: Greham II | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:17:17 PM | Message Detail |
Well....are you sure he isn't already on the goregasam site?
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| From: GohanDZ | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:18:57 PM | Message Detail |
A few thoughts have come to my mind.
I suppose, theoretically, the plush stuff could have felt somewhat like a...forest.
I also suppose that because of the mention of his mother's panties, he could have been fantasizing about something else as he did it with Mickey.
I wonder how much Mickey can take (in more ways than one).
I wonder if certains liquids affect the composition of the plush.
I wonder if Mickey spits or swallows.
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| From: The Lunatikk | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:18:58 PM | Message Detail |
once again I bring out, considering your hobbies, why is this disturbing?
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:31:28 PM | Message Detail |
Seeing a pregnant chick split in half is one thing. Humping Mickey Mouse is a completely different ballpark.
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| From: Lightfox2012 | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:33:36 PM | Message Detail |
*chuckles*
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| From: Of The Room | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:46:51 PM | Message Detail |
Between gore porn and Mickey sex... I'd have sex with Mickey.
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| From: phobophobia | Posted: 8/30/2002 11:02:41 PM | Message Detail |
This sounds like a good plot for the next Twisted Metal game
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| From: Monte Carlo | Posted: 8/30/2002 11:10:32 PM | Message Detail |
And you watched him take the Mickey doll why?
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 11:22:53 PM | Message Detail |
I didn't watch him do the Mickey doll. He showed me the doll and told me that he did it previously.
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| From: damn posting limit | Posted: 8/30/2002 11:32:42 PM | Message Detail |
So what?
blow up dolls are expensive, plus hard to get if your under 18.
pillows... mickey doll, what's the difference?
If it feels good, hump it.
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| From: damn posting limit | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:28:50 AM | Message Detail |
I see my point of view crushed all opposition!
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| From: sLiPkNoT8NiCkSiC | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:31:02 AM | Message Detail |
| that is one sick individual |
| From: Ultima gamer | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:31:06 AM | Message Detail |
Hahaha.
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| From: casual | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:32:26 AM | Message Detail |
o_O
...
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| From: Slayk | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:34:00 AM | Message Detail |
Gives topic Most ****ing Wierd Ass Topic Evar award.
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| From: Omeg4 Knight | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:37:07 AM | Message Detail |
woo hoo hoo...eeeh heeee heee heee...
"surfin the gore"
What a past time to share.
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| From: Slayk | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:41:46 AM | Message Detail |
Goregasm sounds like sex with Al Gore.
Gore: Who'se the president? Who'se the president?
Partner: B-B-B-Bush is the president.
Gore: That's righ. I'm the presid-
Gore: Did you just say another mans name? Thats it, I can't do this anyomre.
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| From: Raging Programmer | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:42:13 AM | Message Detail |
| good 4 ur frind. =) |
| From: IHateSocialism | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:43:17 AM | Message Detail |
Oh
GOD
Now how do I copy html (this topic) to my hard drive?
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| From: Mecha Sonic | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:43:18 AM | Message Detail |
Gives topic Most ****ing Wierd Ass Topic Evar award.
No, that award goes to the fingering of the cat topic.
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| From: damn posting limit | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:43:55 AM | Message Detail |
Hey, I've done that.......
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| From: IHateSocialism | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:49:19 AM | Message Detail |
Oh
GOD
AGAIN
And I have the topic saved.
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| From: SoulfireOOOO | Posted: 9/2/2002 1:51:38 AM | Message Detail |
DUDE! WTF?!?! I thought I told you not to tell anyone! Some friend you are Twisted.
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| From: GohanDZ | Posted: 9/2/2002 2:14:47 AM | Message Detail |
You know, I honestly expected my message to be deleted for Offensive.
I guess I overestimated the overzealous markers on this board.
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| From: ohnoitschris | Posted: 9/2/2002 2:16:21 AM | Message Detail |
From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 8/30/2002 10:31:28 PM | Message Detail
Seeing a pregnant chick split in half is one thing. Humping Mickey Mouse is a completely different ballpark.
The latter is absolutley nothing compared to the former.
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| From: Mastah Disastah | Posted: 9/2/2002 3:06:25 AM | Message Detail |
Seeing a pregnant chick split in half is one thing. Humping Mickey Mouse is a completely different ballpark.
WHAT?!?!?!?
Oh my god, that's disgusting...Split in half which way?
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| From: Of The Room | Posted: 9/2/2002 3:08:15 AM | Message Detail |
My thoughts exactly, guys.
Ugh.
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| From: hellblade | Posted: 9/2/2002 3:55:36 AM | Message Detail |
heh
nothing gross about that
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| From: Kinghorn | Posted: 9/2/2002 4:01:18 AM | Message Detail |
well this is the best topic evah...
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| From: Jimmybob | Posted: 9/2/2002 8:35:40 AM | Message Detail |
haha, that's funny.
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| From: The Raging Bonar | Posted: 9/2/2002 8:44:19 AM | Message Detail |
Heh. This belongs on LUE.
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| From: SenkushA | Posted: 9/2/2002 8:48:07 AM | Message Detail |
A big hell yeah to Lunatikk. Your so right. Notice they didnt have an explanation? What a sick bunch...
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| From: DarkKnight114 | Posted: 9/2/2002 9:17:20 AM | Message Detail |
I give him points for Originality. The damn hand thing can only go so far. Now, if the doll were a playboy chick, then maybe this whole situation wouldn't seem so weird.
Course, it isn't. Your friend is having sexual relations with a mouse.
*Leaves*
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:12:09 AM | Message Detail |
Not only is it a mouse, it's a big, smiling mouse! Agh
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| From: SmartJova | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:39:34 AM | Message Detail |
O_O
*backs away*
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| From: The President | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:48:13 AM | Message Detail |
1. LMAO
2. That is one of the sickest yet funniest thigns I have ever heard. Now go put this topic on LUE.
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| From: Secret Agent Man | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:54:29 AM | Message Detail |
Best. Topic. Ever.
Except for the other great topics I say that in.
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| From: confusedteddybear | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:56:06 AM | Message Detail |
That is hands down the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
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| From: Twisted Silence Zero | Posted: 9/2/2002 10:56:06 AM | Message Detail |
I can't access LUE yet...
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| From: Diablo! | Posted: 9/2/2002 11:15:26 AM | Message Detail |
someone from lue linked to this. Let me say
o_O micky?
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| From: FerretDruid | Posted: 9/2/2002 11:24:55 AM | Message Detail |
If it feels good, hump it.
That, my friends, is pure genius.
And, of course... If given the choice of gore porn or sex with stuffed cartoon characters... Well, let's just say I'd take a date with Tigger over the gore porn.
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| From: striker1064 | Posted: 9/2/2002 11:25:09 AM | Message Detail |
You are one sick individual for enjoying seeing a pregnant chick split in half.
kthx.
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| From: Sabin Rene Figaro | Posted: 9/2/2002 11:28:58 AM | Message Detail |
*reads the first post and none of the others*
So...it's okay if he uses his mother's panties, just as long as he leaves the mouse alone?
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| From: Canadian Crazy | Posted: 9/2/2002 12:33:58 PM | Message Detail |
But it's mickey...
*sniff*
That's wrong...
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| From: Alterwolf | Posted: 9/2/2002 12:36:24 PM | Message Detail |
Twisted Silence: You have found a furry, RUN.
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| From: King Kool | Posted: 9/2/2002 12:39:30 PM | Message Detail |
...Twisted, I'm gonna forget you said that....
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| From: maddawg | Posted: 9/2/2002 12:44:21 PM | Message Detail |
This topic is great! Its stuff like this that makes me seem normal.
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| From: The Doc | Posted: 9/2/2002 3:10:04 PM | Message Detail |
So what if the guy has a fetish? I'm not saying it's normal.
...
In fact, I'm saying he's a deranged mofo who should be taken to a local medical facility for some intense shock therapy, but I digress.
The point is, it's his life, and THAT'S a perfectly good waste of a Mickey Mouse collectible. It's his loss.
Funny how he lost once, but gains all night long...
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