| IOWA MAN RECEIVES PRANK PHONE CALL FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN</caps> |
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| From: greatone10 | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:18:21 PM | Message Detail |
Updated June 25, 2002
http://borowitzreport.com/
"IOWA MAN RECEIVES PRANK PHONE CALL FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN"
Sign That Evildoer May Still Be Alive, Defense Department Says
An Iowa man received a prank phone call last night from Osama bin Laden, leading some experts to believe that the world’s most wanted evildoer may still be alive.
Chuck McWalters, 32, received a phone call at 10:04 PM last night from a man with a Middle Eastern accent who inquired whether or not Mr. McWalters’ refrigerator light was on.
“At first I thought it was Phil from Human Resources,” Mr. McWalters told reporters today. “But then, I was like, that dude sounded like Osama bin Laden.”
Minutes later, the mysterious caller phoned Mr. McWalters again, this time to ask if the Des Moines resident had “Prince Albert in a can.”
“The second time he called, I asked him point-blank, ‘Is this Osama bin Laden?’” Mr. McWalters said. “Then he kind of panicked and hung up.”
Mr. McWalters was at a loss as to how the international terror chief obtained his phone number, but says he has not heard from Osama since midnight last night, when bin Laden called yet again to ask “if there was a John there.”
In Washington, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said that bin Laden’s prank phone calls, while surprisingly lame, may help the U.S. track the evildoer to his secret hideout.
“Clearly, if he is resorting to activities of this nature, Osama bin Laden must be very, very bored,” Mr. Rumsfeld said today. “That suggests he is in a place that has phone service, but no cable.”
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| From: DemonSLAYER | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:20:08 PM | Message Detail |
A load of crap if you ask me.
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random beside pink, weird, blue, small yale |
| From: Charagon | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:20:48 PM | Message Detail |
*cough cough*
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| From: Granos | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:21:44 PM | Message Detail |
| That site is like sooo trying too hard to be the onion |
| From: IHateSocialism | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:49:46 PM | Message Detail |
Like The Onion, minus the humor, printing press, and staffers.
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It's a Paulie Shore movie...you obviously don't understand the deep metaphorical values involved in all his films. DJosef |
| From: SPUNK | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:56:18 PM | Message Detail |
Hey! He called me too, asking if I had any goats. I was like, "No way, man!"
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"'Tis not the day for thou to wither in thy sleepless night." - King Lear in "King Lear", by William Shakespeare |
| From: THE dark | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:13:49 PM | Message Detail |
Kuwait is a small country... really really small...
so, why don't I receive by error a call for the girl in my phone?!
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Even though I can't say it to her face, I can say it here. Wallah a7ibbech
Its me... darkfact! |
| From: Granos | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:14:35 PM | Message Detail |
| You need to call her dark. |
| From: King Kool | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:16:03 PM | Message Detail |
The boards are the fastest I've ever seen them... and I use it to load THIS stupidity?
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| From: Useful Idiot | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:18:52 PM | Message Detail |
Hahahaha. Funny stuff.
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| From: Haunter12O | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:26:38 PM | Message Detail |
LMAO.
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| From: Ulterior Motive | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:28:31 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmmmmm. |
