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From: greatone10 | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:18:21 PM | Message Detail
Updated June 25, 2002


Sign That Evildoer May Still Be Alive, Defense Department Says

An Iowa man received a prank phone call last night from Osama bin Laden, leading some experts to believe that the world’s most wanted evildoer may still be alive.

Chuck McWalters, 32, received a phone call at 10:04 PM last night from a man with a Middle Eastern accent who inquired whether or not Mr. McWalters’ refrigerator light was on.

“At first I thought it was Phil from Human Resources,” Mr. McWalters told reporters today. “But then, I was like, that dude sounded like Osama bin Laden.”

Minutes later, the mysterious caller phoned Mr. McWalters again, this time to ask if the Des Moines resident had “Prince Albert in a can.”

“The second time he called, I asked him point-blank, ‘Is this Osama bin Laden?’” Mr. McWalters said. “Then he kind of panicked and hung up.”

Mr. McWalters was at a loss as to how the international terror chief obtained his phone number, but says he has not heard from Osama since midnight last night, when bin Laden called yet again to ask “if there was a John there.”

In Washington, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said that bin Laden’s prank phone calls, while surprisingly lame, may help the U.S. track the evildoer to his secret hideout.

“Clearly, if he is resorting to activities of this nature, Osama bin Laden must be very, very bored,” Mr. Rumsfeld said today. “That suggests he is in a place that has phone service, but no cable.”

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From: DemonSLAYER | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:20:08 PM | Message Detail
A load of crap if you ask me.
random beside pink, weird, blue, small yale
From: Charagon | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:20:48 PM | Message Detail
*cough cough*

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From: Granos | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:21:44 PM | Message Detail
That site is like sooo trying too hard to be the onion
From: IHateSocialism | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:49:46 PM | Message Detail
Like The Onion, minus the humor, printing press, and staffers.
It's a Paulie Shore obviously don't understand the deep metaphorical values involved in all his films. DJosef
From: SPUNK | Posted: 6/25/2002 12:56:18 PM | Message Detail
Hey! He called me too, asking if I had any goats. I was like, "No way, man!"

"'Tis not the day for thou to wither in thy sleepless night." - King Lear in "King Lear", by William Shakespeare
From: THE dark | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:13:49 PM | Message Detail
Kuwait is a small country... really really small...

so, why don't I receive by error a call for the girl in my phone?!

Even though I can't say it to her face, I can say it here. Wallah a7ibbech
Its me... darkfact!
From: Granos | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:14:35 PM | Message Detail
You need to call her dark.
From: King Kool | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:16:03 PM | Message Detail
The boards are the fastest I've ever seen them... and I use it to load THIS stupidity?
No matter what they say, or what threats they make, or wars they start, always, always, always, MAKE 7UP YOURS!!
From: Useful Idiot | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:18:52 PM | Message Detail
Hahahaha. Funny stuff.
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From: Haunter12O | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:26:38 PM | Message Detail

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From: Ulterior Motive | Posted: 6/25/2002 1:28:31 PM | Message Detail

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