If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
~From the movie "The Crow"
*Stolen straight from Steph's profile*
~The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many',and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.-Larry Hardiman
~There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.-Oscar Levant
~Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal,has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative,has no brains.-Sir Winston Churchill(1874-1965
~If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
~My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."-Benjamin Disraeli
*these are found all over, you've probably already heard some of them*
yeah if you are gonna read them be prepared...it COULD take a while...
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~What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
~The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
~I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump
~What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
~The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
~I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump
~The smartest thing a man can say starts with, 'My wife says...'
~Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
~Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye.
~You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
~Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned
~Drive it like you stole it!
~Every time I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes
away. - Mark Twain
~My kids are the reason for everything - the reason everything is
out of place, broken and filthy.
~If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't
met everybody.
~Happiness is an illusion caused by the temporary loss of reality.
~The older I get the better I used to be.
~To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
~The one who snores, falls asleep first.
~Question authority unless I am the authority.
~A work desk is a garbage can with drawers.
~Anyone with money to burn will always find someone to tend the
fire.
~4,000 people die each year because of teapots.
~Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
~The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does
it?
~The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
~Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has
never worked in customer service.
~The great thing about living in a small town is when you don't
know what you're doing, someone else does.
~Well behaved women rarely make history.
~The trouble with life is you're half way through it before you
realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
~Living in fear is the same as fear of living. Either way, you
have no life.
~The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely
win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of
time!
~Life is a terminal disease for which there is no vaccination.
~I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do.
~The major cause of vehicle accidents is a screw loose in the nut
behind the wheel.
~I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
~Out of my mind - be back in five minutes.
~Pride is what we have, vanity is what others have.
~A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
~To ask is a moments shame, not to ask and remain ignorant is a
lifelong shame.
~Free speech carries with it freedom to listen.
~A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking
nonsense not to himself.
~Whatever way the corners of your mouth turn is how you can expect
your day to go.
~Man does not survive on words alone, despite the fact that
sometimes he has to eat them.
~To repeat what others have said requires education; to challenge
it requires a brain.
~Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark!
~I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Why should a person suffer in silence when they can moan, cry,
whimper and complain.
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Faith is believing in something common sense tells us not to.
~You can't scare me - I'm a school bus driver!
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Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired!
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You know you're getting old when the candles on the cake cost
more than the birthday cake!
~Love is like a blind elephant, if it doesn't find a way, it will
make a way.
~Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
~A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
~I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as
sabotage.
~Comedy, like medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the
general public.
~It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one.
~I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
~I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
~Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the
mind.
~A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change
the subject.
~A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
~Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you climb, the less there
is of it.
~Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
~If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
~If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap!
~Computers can never replace human stupidity.
~The decision is maybe and that's final!
~The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and
missing
~Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in
overalls and looks like work.
~Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
~Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
~Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
~It's not so bad being senile; you get to meet many more people.
~Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner.
~Are you a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over
you!
~Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
~Where there is a will, there's an attorney.
~You can't scare me - I have children!
~Have you ever noticed that everybody going faster than you is a manic and anybody going slower than you is an idiot?
~When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
decide to play chess.
~If you think the parade of life is passing you by, perhaps you
are not listening to the music.
~Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with
it.
~If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to
admit.
~On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
key.
~Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is
like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
~Teenagers will drive anything except a lawn mower.
~Yesterday I knew nothing. Today, I know that.
~Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a
couple of hours.
~Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
~Not all men are fools, some are bachelors.
~I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
~Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.
~The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end
up at work.
~I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean!
~In the immortal words of an art history major: Do you want fries
with that?
~Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.~Wernher von Braun
~Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
~Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached
their level of incompetence.
~Love is like a roller coaster: When it's good you don't want
to get off, and when it isn't you can't wait to throw up.
~This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your
land.
~Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the
wheel, it's a lot cheaper than plastic surgery.
~Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food
groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine
group and the "What-ever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-
of-the-fridge-is" group.
~A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.
That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to
it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
~It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to
steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
~When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
~If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing
gets the message across like a good mooning.
~If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take
another road. That's why the highway department made so many of
them
~Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just
leave me alone
~Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or
later, you'll inhale a bee.
~Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in
your underwear during a fire drill.
~I suppose you can't have everything. Though my instinctive response to this sentiment is always, Why not?~Margaret Halsey.
~Don't Ever assume that life is fair. Life just is.
~Don't compomise yourself. You are all you've got.~Janis Joplin
~I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
~I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more
specific.
~The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
~Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
~Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive
days I've stayed alive.
~Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.~Homer Simpson
~A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults
are out acting like teenagers.
~He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless, still dead.
~Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
~Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
~Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
~Who am I? Who are you? That is to say, "Who are you really?" Do you know? Does anyone know? The restraints of this society make us put up so many walls of bullshit and facades to hide who we are that it is almost impossible to tell who anyone really is. We dig ourselves into a comfortable hole to hide away from the eyes of our peers, and it's in this hole that we bury ourselves. Dig yourselves out. Claw your way back into the light of day. Let your true self breathe, and in doing that, live.~Patrick Goins~Half life
~A peace that is truly permanent would be the same as a permanent war.~George Orwell
~1984
~That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.~Emily Dickinson
~Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Walk all over me. I like it.~The Covert Comic
~"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative."-Scream
~"Inconformiality: Conforming to the standards of non-conformity."-Jeanette Sloan (although i know i said THAT a LONG time ago)
~"True freedom is freedom from your own desires."
~"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."-unknown
~"Love is deep, sex takes only a few inches."-unknown
~If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at
all.
~Dime: A dollar with all of the taxes taken out.
~My mind works like lightning ... one brilliant flash and it's
gone.
~The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
~I have a PBS mind in an MTV world.
~You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you
can't wipe your friends on the couch
~Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
~Filling out the form: Race? Human. Religion? Paiute. Occupation? Criminal anarchy. Hobbies? Survival with honor.
~Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.-Norm Papernick
~I became a god once. Realized it was a step down, and quit. -Norm Papernick
~You're a wonderful friend and a raving psycho. -Ray Strobel
~In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.
-Les Claypool
~The world's as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful.-Frederick Locker-Lampson
~Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?
~Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
~Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.-
Ashleigh Brilliant
~Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill.-
Robert Anton Wilson
~Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
~Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.-Dennis Wholey
~When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -Jonathan Swift--Thoughts on Various Subjects
~If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humour.- Jason Q.
~God must love stupid people, He made so many of them.
~Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
~The ignorant always seem so certain and the intelligent so uncertain.
~Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
~I am not a figment of your collective diseased imagination.-Laura Valentine
~You are as innocent as a new-fallen snow... on the highway.-Steve Ulrich, to Jen Gray
~Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.-Dorothy Parker, when asked why she had not delivered her copy on time.
~A rose by any other name still has thorns
~If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.-Woody Allen
~I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?-"Frank Zappa, ridiculing the ""Tipper Sticker"" (the PRMC ""parental warning"" stickers)
~Don't be humble, you're not that great.-Golda Meir
~The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.-Jane Wagner
~Women who seek equality with men, lack ambition.
~Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
~Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed...-Mark Twain
~When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
~Hating something is too much work to do. What you want to do is ignore something. It is more effective.-Sridhar Ramaswamy
~The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.-William Clayton
~The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
~You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the rest of you.-Norm Papernick
~Don't ask me any questions, because I just might tell you the truth.
~Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
~I hope life isn't a big joke... because I don't get it.
~I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.-Jane Austen
~"During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E. Stevenson ""Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!" "Stevenson called back ""That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!"""
~It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
~This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.-Wolfgang Pauli (aka steph correcting my grammAr)
~Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.-Churchill's reply
~If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
~I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
~You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
~He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.-H. H. Munro
~On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.-H. Allen Smith
Let the Crabgrass Grow
~There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.
~He's in an altered state of consciousness: he's dead.
~When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.-Samuel Hoffenstein
~I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.-Woody Allen
~He's a male chauvinistic piglet.-Betty Friedan on Groucho Marx
~When the world smiles at you, flip them off!-Carrie Shasteen
~Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.-Guy Davenport
~The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough.
~Women want mediocre men. And men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.-Margaret Mead
~You're the reason our kids are so ugly. Crystal to Matt haha
~I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.-Groucho Marx
~If it weren't for you, I'd enjoy our sex life.
~When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.-Matt Groening--
The Sweet Revenge of What's Your Deal?
~If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.-Matt Groening--The Sweet Revenge of What's Your Deal?
~I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.-Matt Groening--
The Sweet Revenge of What's Your Deal?
~How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?-Matt Groening--The Sweet Revenge of What's Your Deal?
~I've learnt never to criticize another person's music tastes. Of course, rap can't be classified as music, let alone taste (or the lack of).-Jason Q.
~Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.-Neil Gaiman--The Sandman
~I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-Groucho Marx
~Wit is educated insolence.-Aristotle
~Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
~God ruined a perfectly good woman, by putting a dick on him.-Ricky Swinn
~If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea.-Abraham Lincoln
~Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.-Sam Ewing
~The only difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket.
~He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.-Shirley Maclaine--Steel Magnolias
~How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
~By giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it [modern journalism] keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.-Oscar Wilde
~I'm sure you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be.
~I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
~If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your dick!
~The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
~I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you're unarmed.
~Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!-Baron Munchausen
~I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinion of himself than on the opinion of others.-Marcus Aurelius
~The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.-John Kenneth Galbraith
~A humanitarian is always a hypocrite.-George Orwell
~The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
~Men are like snowstorms in that you never know when they're coming, how long they'll last, or how many inches you're going to get.
~If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic.
~You are the strongest argument, yet, against cloning.-Patricia Richardsona--Home Improvement
~If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have... I'd have a dollar.-Squidward - -Spongebob Squarepants
~I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home.-Groucho Marx
~Concerning the Sandman.....
I wanna put a bucket of water over my bed with a string attached to my eyelids....so that when he comes up to close em....he'll get turned into a wet mush...and ill build a sandcastle...and sell it on EBAy
~"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."
-Oscar Wilde (how true how true)
~"The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-David Russell
~"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'"
-Alfred Hitchcock
~"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work."
-Thomas Alva Edison
~"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes."
~"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns."
~If "Winners never quit and quitters never win." then who came up with quit while you're ahead?
~"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
~"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."
~"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
~"No one is listening until you make a mistake."
~"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
~"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."
~"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing."
~"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"
~"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."
~"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
~"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
~"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"
~"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
~"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research."
~I wish I knew what was going to kill me, then I could stop being so afraid of everything else.
~Hard work may not kill me, but why take the chance?
~I used to be apathetic but now I just don't care.
~I finally got it together but I forgot where to put it.
~If you love somebody set them free, if they come back they are yours: if not, hunt them down and kill them.
~Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right.
~Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
~Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.
~I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I
know my way around pretty well.
~Now it is such a bizarrely improbable conincidence that anything so
mindbogglingly useful [as the Babel fish] could have evolved purely by chance
that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of
the nonexistence of God.The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to
prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am
nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It
could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by
your own arguments, you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought
of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says
Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself
killed on the next zebra crossing. Douglas Adams
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
~Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm
myself down. I'll go over to that person's house and ring the doorbell. When
the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the
porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note
that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Jack Handey
~I don't try all that much because if I fail, I can always say, "At least I
didn't try." Jim Moser
~Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Frank Zappa
~Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. Oscar
Wilde
~The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places
~No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the
other poor dumb bastard die for his country--General George S. Patton, Jr
~What is a rebel? A man who says no--Albert Camus
~The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of
civilization--Sigmund Freud
~I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to
sit still in a room--Blaise Pascal
~Tomorrow: One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today.
~The older I grow the more i disturst the familiar doctrine that age brings wisedom~H.L Mecken
~The difference between a bitch and a slut, is that a slut is someone who
sleeps with everyone and a bitch is someone who sleeps with everybody but
you--Chasing Amy
~This is my best friend. It took me a little while to get to know him, but
once you do he never leaves. This is my friend Jack Daniels. Dave Matthews
~Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world looks
sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.
~An eternity is very, very long, especially towards the end.
~Grandchildren are god's reward for not kiling your children.
~If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a
dictionary, you'll be really full.
~Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -
Thelonius Monk
~Ever wonder if the light goes out when you close the fridge door?
~Every child has many wishes. Some include a wallet, two chicks
and a cigar, but that's another story.
~Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb.
carrot.
~If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
~When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands
of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury
duty.
~I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense. Because
people kill people. That's and animal instinct. I think breaking
into someone's home and ironing all their clothes is temporary
insanity.
~We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
~I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg. But she'll bring it back to me.
~"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one
can be designated driver." - Jay Leno
~We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
~Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"
~There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
~"People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. I guess it probably would be less traumatic for the baby, but certainly it's more traumatic for the other people in the pool." --Elayne Boosler
~"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born." --Elayne Boosler
~"Yes, being an adult is a drag, but the orgasms are terrific." --from School Is Hell by Matt Groening
~"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world. It's impossible." --from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
~"There's nothing wrong with being a loser...It just depends how good you are at it." --Billie Joe Armstrong
~"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -- Al Capone
~"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -- Oscar Wilde
~"Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face." -- Anita Wise
~"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." -- W. C. Fields
~"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric." -- Bertrand Russell
~"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand." -- Peter Oakley
~"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." -- Aaron Machado
~"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do." -- Olin Miller
~"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance." -- Edward Flaherty
~"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." -- Edgar Allan P