Margaret Jo McCullen.....Ana Gasteyer
Teri Rialto.....Molly Shannon
Pete Schweddy.....Alec Baldwin
Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I'm Margaret Jo McCullen.
Teri Rialto: And I'm Teri Rialto.
Margaret Jo McCullen: And you're listening to..
Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Now, Teri, it's Christmas season
again, our favorite time of the year.
Teri Rialto: Actually, Margaret Jo, holiday time is when
the most culinary wishes can come true. Now, what's on your list
this holiday season, Margaret Jo?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Teri, I got real freaky this
year. I'm asking Kris Kringle for a wooden bowl, some oversized
index cards, and a funnel.
Teri Rialto: Ooooh, a funnel! That'll be great for
funneling!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know. I feel like a glutton! What's
onyour list, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Well, I'm only asking Santa for one thing - a
big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem?
Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this
year?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like
to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa's anything like
me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol' digestive system.
What are you going to leave, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Uh, I can't ever leave food out in my
apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Makes sense. Neat.
Teri Rialto: Good times.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Good times.
Teri Rialto: Well, Christmas is a time for traditional
foods and bite-size treats, and we have a very special guest
today.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That's right, Teri. He's the owner of
his own holiday bakery, with a very, very cleaver name - Season's
Eatings.
Teri Rialto: [ laughs ] That's relaly funny!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know, it rhymes with Season's
Greetings!
Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season's Eatings -
Pete Schweddy.
[ Pete pulls up to his mike ]
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Pete, Teri and I have been
looking forward to having you on the show, 'cause we know you're
the master of all kinds of Christmas goodies. Tell us about them.
Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this
time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I
most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls.
Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete.
Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have
Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls..
you name it.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just
thinking about those Balls!
Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any
Balls.
Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.
[ Pete places a tray of Balls on the control board ]
Teri Rialto: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..
Margeret Jo McCullen: They're bigger than I expected.
Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Look at that, Teri - the way they
glisten.
Pete Schweddy: That's because make sure that each one of my
Balls gets plenty of oil.
Margeret Jo McCullen: I can't help but, notice, Pete - your
Balls are a little misshapen.
Pete Schweddy: That's because I rested them on a hot stove
too long.
Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.
Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they're very
delicate.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth
around his Balls.
Teri Rialto: [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls
smell..
Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls
are here for your pleasure.
Margeret Jo McCullen: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say
- your Balls are so tender..
Pete Schweddy: Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're
made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my
Schweddy Balls.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a
Schweddy Ball.
Teri Rialto: Good Balls.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Mmm.. good times.
Teri Rialto: Good times.. Mmm.. our producer is telling us
it's time to wrap it up.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That's all the time we have today,
Teri. So, join us next week, when our topic will be that other
holiday favorite..
Margaret Jo & Teri - ..Fragrant, Flavored Nuts.
Pete Schweddy: A quick plug! If you order from Season's
Eatings now, you can still send out a special Schweddy Ball Sack
in time.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Great idea. My niece would love a
Sack of Schweddy Balls...
[ fade out ]