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Well this certainly makes me feel like a freak...

"You know, I would like to ask all the employees at the Relax the Back store across the way there to relax the middle fingers you're holding up right now. That's just unbelievably rude." - Marty Culp (Will Ferrell), The Culps Ellen Degeneres (Holiday Episode).

 

"Merry Christmas, Dammmit!" - Gumby (Eddie Murphy), Merry Christmas, Dammit!

 

(telling Michael Jordan to say this to himself in the mirror) "I don't have to be a great basketball player... I don't have to dribble the ball fast, or throw the ball into the basket... Because all I have to do is be the best Michael I can be... Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog- gonnit, people like me" Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) with Michael Jordan.

 

(telling Al Gore to tell this to himself in tthe mirror) "I am sad... about not being president... come on... And that's okay... and I don't have to be the most powerful man in the world... I don't have to bomb a country any time I want... All I have to do is be the best Al I can be... Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog- gonnit, people like me" Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) with Al Gore.

 

"Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision, but one thing they could not get out of... their painful circumcision!" The Chanukah Song 3 (Adam Sandler), Brittany Murphy.