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When this first started out, this was
supposed to be a big site... with loads of shit... funny stuff, mind you.
But heck, it kept getting harder and harder to try and make a big site...
so, fuck it... new policy : just make the pages one by one and find a
place to fit them into the site.
So, if you're here, you're one of the only select few who know this site
exists... because (right now at least) it's a small site and shit boring.
And I'm not going to bother telling anyone about it. If you think it's
cool, go ahead and tell your friends...
I am also a hundred percent sure that
nobody is actually going to read all this crap. So, basically, I can type
whatever I want about whoever I want and you still won't fucking notice...
like if I say that you're so dumb that they had to throw you out of the
Limp Bizkit lyricists' association and your butt's so big that you're
known as the local Jennifer Lopez, you won't notice... because you won't
really read all this... heh heh heh... and if I also say that you're so
ugly you give an inferiority complex to Jar Jar Bink's butt, you still
won't mind because you haven't read that. You're not reading any of
this... Fuck it anyway.
Oh wait, and since you're not reading
any of this anyway, this would be an ideal place to put this message in :
This site may be objectionable to people I don't like (or give a fuck
about) and to those people with what they claim are brains. All characters
mentioned in this site may or may not bear resemblance to anyone real
living, dead or somewhere in between (depending upon my mood and whether
or not they decide to sue). Oh, and one more thing... Parental Guidance
Recommended for everyone who watches "Kyunki Saas..." or thinks Westlife
and all other spin-offs off the Backstreet Boys are cooler than The
Backstreet Boys themselves... or rather, anyone who thinks the Backstreet
Boys are cool in the first place... "Dad, I need your permission to see
this website!")
So, this site... it's going to have
anything and everything I feel like putting into a website. And I don't
give a fuck whether you like it or not (well, maybe I'd reconsider if you
mailed me telling me that this was the best darn site you've ever been
to). And... ... ... that's it I guess.
Scream On, dudes! (and dudettes... come
to think about it, most of the people who might see this sight will be
dudettes, but owing to the fact that that is not actually a real word and
also whoever heard of someone calling someone else "dudette", I shall
address everyone who's reading as "dude")
PS : Don't piss me off (I don't quite
know why I wrote that, but still...)
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