Welcome to the UMF of America Texas Branch Chapter
Comment: The UMF of America is a "Men's Social Organization" founded in July 1982 in San Diego, CA. Our founding father was "Moko Joe (UMF#1) an excaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the organization was to take the vote away from women and, take back the identity of men from those political and social organizations who endeavor to take men's God given right of masculine and profane behavior in an attempt to mold men into something other than what they are, Ugly Mother Fuckers.
UMF memberships is comprised of men from all walks of life with the same common interest: Partying, Camaraderie, Partying with our comrades, Partying, Lewd Women, partying with lewd women, and just pain ole Partying wherever one may be found or started. Women are not allowed full membership; however, they may belong to the auxiliary membership. Texas CLF (Cute Little Fuckers or just Caring Loving Friends). Niggers can't be ugly, because everyone knows, black is beautiful. And we don't much cotton to faggots either.
The UMF of America is NOT a Motorcycle Club or a 1% Club. The UMF of America is a Social Club and is not political in nature.
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