The Truth About Squirrels

I'd like to give credit to the Squirrels in Black(S.I.B.) I knew there had to be a reason for all the strange behavior of my twitchy-tailed friends. Once you people hear some of this stuff about squirrels you'll see just how capable they are on taking over the world and why I love squirrels so much.

Strange Behavior of Squirrels

It's strange on how I knew all along that the squirrels who run in front of cars are suicidal. These furry little creatures aren't your normal cute pets. They are like real people...real freaks like us. They have their own problems. "Squirrel Hazing" goes on. Lead squirrels act as judges in squirrel hazing because the smart ones need to live if they are going to take over the world. The stupid ones however, are the ones that participate and put their lives on the line to provide entertainment. Crossing the street as soon as a car comes can also be like people playing "Chicken" on the train tracks. Which squirrel will stay in the way and in some form of way sacrifice thier lives for their own kind?

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The unknown story about squirrels