Greetings all you blue collar drabble and insignificant riff-raff. Bow before me, for I am your god!
But for those of you who stay within my good circle, you may call me Mr. Burns.
Welcome to my site. It is within these steel gray walls that millions of kilowatts of nuclear energy
are powering all of your electronic worldly goods. I am powering your computer even as you view this,
so don't dare forget who is your master. Click on the elevator below to begin your journey into the

WORLD OF BURNS!

MUAHAHAHAHAH...
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