The Incredible Pointless Website

A Pointless List of Pointless, Random Things

• Napkin Rings (WHY?)
• Corn Shaped Corn on the Cob Holders. (Most people can plainly see that the vegetable in front of them is corn. This fact does not need to be emphasized any more. Just let it be. Your corn will thank you.)
• Doileys (Your Grandmother may like them, but their exact purpose is buired somewhere in the sands of time and known only to octogenerians.)
• Leg Warmers (As far as I can see, they only warm your ankles.)
• Toaster Covers (Do toasters get cold? Why do they need a blanket? I don't see how they could get cold with wires that reach temparatures capable of turning bread into carbon)
• Decaffinated coffee. (It actually makes you sleepy and it always tastes like it has been filtered through used tissues.)
• Plastic Furniture Covers. ('nuff said.)
• Semi- Permanent Dyes and Pigments. (A thing, truly, for the indesicive.)
• Things With Dewclaws, Living or Extinct. (What the hell is it? And why is it there? And why is it so unsettling?)
• Pointless Web Sites

Hello! And welcome to my little speck o' internet. If you happen to be here, it is most likely due to one of these three reasons: 1. You are a friend or family member of mine. (Hi! what do you think of my latest endeavor?) 2. This is the result of some terrible surfing mistake. (You poor, poor, net head.) 3. You are under the influence of some sort of narcotic, and thought that this site looked interesting. Well, for whatever reason, you are here, and there's very little you can do about it, so you may as well read something, right? Feel free to todder about and explore this website. E-mail me if you like, my inbox is a very lonely place, and I think that my junk mail would enjoy a little company. Keep in mind that this is my first attempt at this, so I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't sign my geustbook under the pseudonym of Seymore Butts, and leave some wonder of literary capability like "You really suck at this, you stupid and most likely ugly person." And all those cyber messages and symbols I have yet to comprehend. Aside from that, have some fun and don't keep any high expectations about this little thing!! : ) Peace, Love, And Whatever the Hell This is: *l* , Jill The Not So Great (formerly Jill The Reasonably Okay) Please sign my geustbook! It has remained untouched since the stone age!!
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