Cecil: Ohh…. My head and ass…. What the hell happened?
Kain: … It would seem that we are no longer in the cave….
The heroes search the area, only to find that they are in a forest, and one that neither has seen before. There is still a mist present. And that is not all…
Kain: Holy….! This place is filled with ghosts!
Cecil: Oh man…. We have to do something about that! Oh, right, I’m a bad ass. I forgot. DARK WAVE!
The wave spreads from Cecil towards the ghosts. However the effect has interesting consequences…
Voice1: Did’st thou see’st what I hast seen? A Dark Wave, the attack of the evil dark knights, I am honor bound to slay this vile wretch.
Voice2: Um… I’m not too sure that that is such a great idea…
Voice 1: Have at thee ignoble dark knight.
A middle-aged man wearing dark armor crashes through the bushes. He is pursued by another in the garb of a ninja, and a dog. A burly man brings up the rear.
Cecil: Oooh another swordsman! Stand back Kain! I’m going to kick his ass!
Kain: Uh….
Cecil, the other knight, and the ninja (along with the dog) begin to exchange blows. Meanwhile, Kain and the really strong looking character notice another problem
Kain: Uh…
Big Dude: Am I the only one that notices the hoard of ghosts approaching?
Kain: No, I tend to have a little more brains than my friend over there. I’m Kain, by the way.
Big Dude: Name’s Sabin. Nice to meet you.
Kain and Sabin begin to fight with the ghosts, meanwhile, the two knights are engaged in a heated battle.
Shadow: I’m not paid enough for this, I’m gonna go have a smoke.
Cyan: Get thee gone then, backstabbing wretch! I am well on my way to victory.
Shadow: Whatever, I’m gone.
A blue aura appears around Cyan, nothing happens
Cecil: Loser, Why are you not attacking? You truly are a waste of a man.
Cyan: Let’s just say we both have attacks that rely upon us getting injured thusly.
Cecil: Shut up. DARK WAVE!!
Cyan: RETORT!!!
Cecil: FUCK!!!! Not again!
With Cecil K-Oed the scene re-shifts to the other battle…
Sabin: Stand back Kain! With my Shinkuu-hadoken… uh… I mean Aura Bolt, these ghosts stand no chance!
Kain: I wish people would stop telling me to stand back…
Sabin uses his holy power to destroy the ghosts, the fight is won.
Sabin: So, uh, where are you two from?
Kain: Uh…
With this new mess of verbal terror, Kain is going to be hard pressed for an explanation
Kain: Uhhhh……
Stay tuned for the next installment of Second to Last Fantasy!!!!!!!
