Cecil: Ohh…. My head and ass…. What the hell happened?
Kain: … It would seem that we are no longer in the cave….
The heroes search the area, only to find that they are in a forest, and one that neither has seen before. There is still a mist present. And that is not all…
Kain: Holy….! This place is filled with ghosts!
Cecil: Oh man…. We have to do something about that! Oh, right, I’m a bad ass. I forgot. DARK WAVE!
The wave spreads from Cecil towards the ghosts. However the effect has interesting consequences…
Voice1: Did’st thou see’st what I hast seen? A Dark Wave, the attack of the evil dark knights, I am honor bound to slay this vile wretch.
Voice2: Um… I’m not too sure that that is such a great idea…
Voice 1: Have at thee ignoble dark knight.
A middle-aged man wearing dark armor crashes through the bushes. He is pursued by another in the garb of a ninja, and a dog. A burly man brings up the rear.
Cecil: Oooh another swordsman! Stand back Kain! I’m going to kick his ass!
Cecil, the other knight, and the ninja (along with the dog) begin to exchange blows. Meanwhile, Kain and the really strong looking character notice another problem
Big Dude: Am I the only one that notices the hoard of ghosts approaching?
Kain: No, I tend to have a little more brains than my friend over there. I’m Kain, by the way.
Big Dude: Name’s Sabin. Nice to meet you.
Kain and Sabin begin to fight with the ghosts, meanwhile, the two knights are engaged in a heated battle.
Shadow: I’m not paid enough for this, I’m gonna go have a smoke.
Cyan: Get thee gone then, backstabbing wretch! I am well on my way to victory.
Shadow: Whatever, I’m gone.
A blue aura appears around Cyan, nothing happens
Cecil: Loser, Why are you not attacking? You truly are a waste of a man.
Cyan: Let’s just say we both have attacks that rely upon us getting injured thusly.
Cecil: Shut up. DARK WAVE!!
Cecil: FUCK!!!! Not again!
With Cecil K-Oed the scene re-shifts to the other battle…
Sabin: Stand back Kain! With my Shinkuu-hadoken… uh… I mean Aura Bolt, these ghosts stand no chance!
Kain: I wish people would stop telling me to stand back…
Sabin uses his holy power to destroy the ghosts, the fight is won.
Sabin: So, uh, where are you two from?
With this new mess of verbal terror, Kain is going to be hard pressed for an explanation
Stay tuned for the next installment of Second to Last Fantasy!!!!!!!