...But here they are anyway, along with a mad old picture of me that probably won't show up. (My skills as a programmer are virtually nil. Be patient with me.)
Name: Susan Alice
Sign: Aquarius
Favorite color: Blue.
Favorite ice cream flavor: Jamocha Almond Fudge.Hobbies: Reading, writing poetry, stories, and songs, directing, producing, and sometimes playing bit parts in low-budget spoofs of horror films with friends, playing piano/flute/guitar(barely)/singing, drawing and oil pastels, coming up with crackpot conspiracy theories, finding alternative uses for Walgreens merchandise (i.e. the Flyswatter Samurai), wasting time on the internet.
Likes:Classical music, classic rock, alternative, jazz, blues, etc., dressing up in tinfoil in the mall, Chinese food, Monty Python, Stanley Kubrick, and Anthony Hopkins movies, science fiction, jumping in piles of leaves (as long as she doesn't have to rake them up afterwards), the X-Files, cruising around the Crystal Lake area in her battered T-bird, scaring small children, dancing in the rain.Dislikes: Work, tomato sauce, math, being gnawed upon by evil squirrels, boy bands and bubblegum pop (oh, the scourge of disposable music! No originality, no emotion, no feeling, no soul!), people who laugh at her for not having her bumper stickers ON the bumper, folk who find it funny to steal Joe from his special carrying pouch...
